“Why would they call me a czar, after all, unless I’m supposed to emulate a czar and pursue serious persecution of Jews?” London, March 9 – A Labour Party official appointed by Chairman Jeremy Corbyn to oversee the party’s efforts ...
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Feed SubscriptionHolocaust Tourism Thriving, Prompting Europe To Mull Another One
The dramatic impact the ever-growing size of visiting groups has European leaders wondering what long-term impact another organized, mechanized mass-murder of Jews might contribute to the Continental economy fifty years from now. Oświęcim, Poland, March 5 – Each spring as ...
Read More »Chicago Cubs Hope Zionist Conspiracy Lets Them Win Again
Either way, noted Manager Joe Maddon, the team is approaching Spring Training with the same vigor and enthusiasm. Mesa, AZ, February 29 – Spring training for Major League Baseball kicked off two weeks ago, and the world champion Chicago Cubs ...
Read More »Berkeley Reduces Traffic Noise 90% With ‘Honk If You Like Trump’ Billboards
Residents have responded enthusiastically. Berkeley, February 23 – A northern California city has found an ingenious way to reduce car horn noise by appealing to residents’ political leanings. In a series of billboard ads located in high-traffic areas of Berkeley, ...
Read More »News Media Object To Portrayal In News Media
“Edward R. Murrow is turning is his grave,” added CBS reporter Scott Pelley. New York, February 19 – In a sign of growing frustration with their troublesome image, news media outlets staged a demonstration yesterday to protest the way the ...
Read More »US Chocolate Makers Preparing Unsold Valentine’s Day Chocolates For Export To Israel In 8 Months
Israeli candy retailers ask few, if any, questions of the importer regarding the freshness of these items. Hershey, PA, February 15 – American manufacturers of specially-shaped chocolate confections for yesterday’s St. Valentine’s Day celebrations have begun the annual process of ...
Read More »Man Surprised ‘Jewish Values’ Not A Term For Low, Low Prices
“Every Jew I know, I guess mostly through work, is kind of an ace in finance,” he explained in a telephone interview. Bronxville, NY, February 8 – A local resident with little direct exposure to Jewish principles and practices confessed ...
Read More »Obama, Kerry Wonder Why Falcons Didn’t Try To Use ‘Soft Power’
“What did Atlanta expect, taking a 28-3 lead in the third quarter?” Washington, February 6 – Former President Barack Obama and his Secretary of State John Kerry voiced puzzlement today at the Atlanta Falcons’ decision to employ outright force in ...
Read More »Report: Gorsuch Nominated Only After Netanyahu Declined Role
Conway predicted that if Netanyahu faces trouble at home as a result of several ongoing criminal corruption probes, he might change his mind. Washington, February 1 – Trump administration insiders reported today that Neil Gorsuch, a federal judge nominated to ...
Read More »BBC Server Crashes After Story Filed With No Reflexive Israel-Blaming
“The system just isn’t set up to deal with that kind of anomaly.” London, January 25 – The main computer handling incoming dispatches from British Broadcasting Corporation journalists around the world was forced into automatic shutdown this afternoon after a ...
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