“The Democratic Party, I need not remind you, has been complicit in the mistreatment of our closest ally in the Middle East.” Washington, January 23 – Monies to cover the costs of transferring the US Embassy in Tel Aviv to ...
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Feed SubscriptionObama To Leave Trump His Copy Of ‘Backstab The Jew For Profit’ In White House
Part of the decision, explained adviser Ben Rhodes, was based on the prospect of Trump prioritizing the welfare and happiness of his daughter Ivanka’s family. Washington, January 19 – Among the last moves made by the departing president was the ...
Read More »German Court Also Calls Lynching Of Blacks Legitimate Criticism Of Liberia
The ruling will help clarify the law regarding a spate of alleged hate crimes in Germany. Frankfurt, January 15 – Following a ruling in which a German court refused to define an attack of a synagogue as antisemtism, instead seeing ...
Read More »ISIS Applying For Palestinian Citizenship To Escape ‘Terrorist’ Designation
Media coverage of Palestinian violence goes out of its way to avoid assigning blame to the perpetrators, focusing wherever possible on the Israeli response. Molenbeek, Belgium, January 10 – Jihadists around the world have begun to seek Palestinian citizenship as ...
Read More »Sasha, Malia Negotiate Allowance Increase By Taking White House Staff Hostage
Analysts noted other close parallels between the First Daughters’ approach and the ongoing attitude of Iran to Obama. Washington, January 5 – Sasha and Malia Obama, the daughters of the outgoing US president, followed Iran’s lead in dealing with their ...
Read More »Following J-Street Lead, Enemies Of Israel Now Calling Selves ‘Pro-Israel’
“We’re following the trail blazed by Jeremy Ben-Ami and his group, with an assist from the New Israel Fund,” explained Roger Gasleiter of JCPOA Associates, a Washington-area firm. Washington, January 1 – Arab and Muslim countries long committed to the ...
Read More »Woman Cowering Under Bed Amid Chicago Gun Battles Glad Obama Finally Sticking It To Netanyahu
“This climax of a progressive, eight-year stab-in-the-back of the US’s closest ally in the Middle East gives me the hope I need to get through these difficult times.” Chicago, December 27 – A single mother of two cradling her little ...
Read More »Germany To Restrict Movement Of Undocumented Trucks
“This society cannot allow its safety to be undermined by the actions of such vehicles.” Berlin, December 21 – Following the murder of 12 people and the injury of dozens more when a truck plowed into a crowded Christmas market ...
Read More »US Urges Israel To Put Amona Evacuees In Reservations
“The State should spend generations deceiving them, depriving them, and occasionally throwing them a bone or two.” Washington, December 19 – Top American diplomats recommended that Israel follow the United States’ lead in treatment of people forcibly removed from areas ...
Read More »Jewish Students In Campus Pillowfight Accused Of Disproportionate Force
“We have to protect the vulnerable population of pillow-fighters who did not ask to be hit.” Oberlin, Ohio, December 14 – A student activity intended to break the social ice and relieve some academic tension at a venerable academic institution ...
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