“We’ve always had a nagging sense that we needed to go back and tackle this topic.” Las Vegas, August 30 – A duo of prominent stage magicians known for their outspoken stances on political issues and for their vocal support ...
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Feed SubscriptionBurqini-Banning France: Trump Racist For Restricting Muslim Entry
“It goes against everything Western society stands for, to discriminate against Muslims like that,” he said of Trump’s proposal. Cannes, August 24 – A country where ten separate municipalities have enacted a prohibition against attire traditionally worn by Muslim women ...
Read More »Obama To Unveil Kenyan Birth Certificate Day After Leaving Office
“He’s been sitting on this thing forever,” said one staffer. Washington, August 18 – Sources close to US President Barack Obama reported today that immediately after returning to private life, the president intends to finally lay to rest questions of his ...
Read More »Study: Banning Burkhas OK As Long As Anyone But Israel Does It
One of the key prerequisites for improper discrimination to be defined as such, according to objective international standards, is that it be perpetrated by Jews. Cannes, August 15 – New scientific research has confirmed a long-suspected hypothesis according to which ...
Read More »Amnesty Launches App Detailing How Each Killing In Rio Israel’s Fault
“Our Rio Platform should put paid to the notion that we have some sort of obsessive focus on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.” Rio de Janeiro, Augist 10 – One of the world’s leading human rights organizations has launched an interactive database app ...
Read More »Unprecedented Trouble For 2016 Games Definitely Mossad’s Doing
“I think we all know who stands to gain from disaster on an international scale.” Rio de Janeiro, August 3 – This year’s Olympic Summer Games, scheduled to open on August 5, have seen a level of controversy and mismanagement unmatched ...
Read More »France Removes Jewish Citizens From WWII Death Statistics
It is in keeping with France’s newfound – which is to say, rediscovered – honesty over how the society feels about Jews. Paris, August 1 – Following the omission of Jews from the litanies of terrorist attack victims in France over the ...
Read More »BDSers Clash With DNC Protesters Over Buying Israeli Flags To Burn
“You can’t use those!” they yelled. “Every time you buy one you support Occupation!” Philadelphia, July 28 – Demonstrators outside the Democratic National Convention at the Wells Fargo Center in the City of Brotherly Love became enmeshed in a vociferous ...
Read More »Lacking Jews To Blame, Residents Of Exoplanet Forced To Solve Own Problems
“We’re not blessed the way Earth is with a minority that can be conveniently and universally blamed for all ills.” Kepler-62f, Lyra constellation, July 24 – The inhabitants of this rocky spheroid in orbit around the star Kepler-62 have been ...
Read More »Security Council Endorses Plan To Nuke Africa
“The instability and piracy of Somalia will probably mean a double dose of ICBMs.” New York, July 19 – The United Nations Security Council voted 12-3 today to accept a joint European-American proposal to bring the horrific violent conflicts in ...
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