It is in keeping with France’s newfound – which is to say, rediscovered – honesty over how the society feels about Jews. Paris, August 1 – Following the omission of Jews from the litanies of terrorist attack victims in France over the ...
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Feed SubscriptionBDSers Clash With DNC Protesters Over Buying Israeli Flags To Burn
“You can’t use those!” they yelled. “Every time you buy one you support Occupation!” Philadelphia, July 28 – Demonstrators outside the Democratic National Convention at the Wells Fargo Center in the City of Brotherly Love became enmeshed in a vociferous ...
Read More »Lacking Jews To Blame, Residents Of Exoplanet Forced To Solve Own Problems
“We’re not blessed the way Earth is with a minority that can be conveniently and universally blamed for all ills.” Kepler-62f, Lyra constellation, July 24 – The inhabitants of this rocky spheroid in orbit around the star Kepler-62 have been ...
Read More »Security Council Endorses Plan To Nuke Africa
“The instability and piracy of Somalia will probably mean a double dose of ICBMs.” New York, July 19 – The United Nations Security Council voted 12-3 today to accept a joint European-American proposal to bring the horrific violent conflicts in ...
Read More »Hitler Accuses Trump Campaign Of Plagiarizing Nazi Playbook
“You can tell he’s taking a page out my playbook – no, he’s taking my playbook and using it without permission, the bastard.” Cleveland, July 19 – Amid the backlash against apparent plagiarism by the wife of the presumptive GOP ...
Read More »‘Students For Justice In Western Sahara’ Protests Nonexistence
Students for Justice in Tibet, Students for Justice in Crimea, Students for Justice in Nagorno-Karabakh, and several other nonexistent groups expressed varying degrees of agreement. New York, July 14 – While the plight of the Palestinians gets much attention on ...
Read More »Heterosexual Male Told To Check Privilege At Gas Chamber Door
“I’m a homosexual, so the Nazis are doing this to me for two separate reasons, as opposed to your measly one.” Oswiecim, German-occupied Poland, July 11 – Some of the newly-arrived Jews being packed naked into the gas chamber at ...
Read More »Nazis Upset At Trump Appropriation Of Sheriff Symbol
“At least the The Donald hasn’t explicitly disavowed the support of white supremacists.” Boise, July 6 – Followers of Hitlerian National Socialism objected today to Donald Trump’s presidential campaign’s use of a “sheriff’s star” in an image targeting opponent Hillary ...
Read More »NJ Lawmakers To Take Turns Giving Wedgies To BDS Advocates
“Some issues are too important to be subjected to partisan politics.” Trenton, June 29 – As part of a legislative package passed on Monday that barred the state pension fund from investing in companies that boycott Israel, New Jersey General ...
Read More »In Compromise, Obama To Ban Muslim Guns
Firearms are shielded by the Second Amendment, not the First. Washington, June 27 – This morning, President Obama ordered the immediate implementation of a ban on all firearms of the Muslim persuasion from entering the US, following weeks of tension ...
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