“You can tell he’s taking a page out my playbook – no, he’s taking my playbook and using it without permission, the bastard.” Cleveland, July 19 – Amid the backlash against apparent plagiarism by the wife of the presumptive GOP ...
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Students for Justice in Tibet, Students for Justice in Crimea, Students for Justice in Nagorno-Karabakh, and several other nonexistent groups expressed varying degrees of agreement. New York, July 14 – While the plight of the Palestinians gets much attention on ...
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“I’m a homosexual, so the Nazis are doing this to me for two separate reasons, as opposed to your measly one.” Oswiecim, German-occupied Poland, July 11 – Some of the newly-arrived Jews being packed naked into the gas chamber at ...
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“At least the The Donald hasn’t explicitly disavowed the support of white supremacists.” Boise, July 6 – Followers of Hitlerian National Socialism objected today to Donald Trump’s presidential campaign’s use of a “sheriff’s star” in an image targeting opponent Hillary ...
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“Some issues are too important to be subjected to partisan politics.” Trenton, June 29 – As part of a legislative package passed on Monday that barred the state pension fund from investing in companies that boycott Israel, New Jersey General ...
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Firearms are shielded by the Second Amendment, not the First. Washington, June 27 – This morning, President Obama ordered the immediate implementation of a ban on all firearms of the Muslim persuasion from entering the US, following weeks of tension ...
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“No matter what the result, we have a way of explaining how it benefits Jewish control of the world.” London, June 23 – Observers across the globe are watching the progress and outcome of Britain’s referendum today, anxious to discover ...
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“I wonder if this is borne out statistically in the public health realm,” said Infectious Diseases specialist Angela Merkel of Berlin University. Göttingen, June 19 – Scientists at the University of Göttingen have discovered that the cells responsible for fighting ...
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“This should be useful,” said Donald Drumpf, a New York businessman with a keen interest in demographic studies. Burlington, June 14 – A recent examination of the various social relationships involving Senator Bernie Sanders indicates that a number of his ...
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“There hasn’t been a crisis this big in the AAA since the Vietnam War,” said Executive Director Ed Liebow. Arlington, VA, June 8 – At the headquarters of this 10,000-strong organization, academics are reeling from the suggestion by one of ...
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