“It requires only a semantic change, not a policy alteration in the slightest.” Berlin, May 5 – A consultant in Public Relations has suggested to the leadership of the Nazi Party that they will encounter less international opposition to their ...
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Feed SubscriptionMay 1: Gov’ts Issue Postage Stamp With Large-Font List Of Successful Communist Regimes
It will be available at post offices the entire month of May, or until hoarders and black marketeers make them unobtainable by standard means. London, May 1 – In honor of the international socialist workers’ holiday on this date, governments around ...
Read More »UNESCO Mulling Denial Of Egyptian Connection To Pyramids
“We were looking for ideas that would convey the same seriousness as when this body addresses Israel.” Geneva, April 20 – On the heels of a resolution ignoring the Jewish pedigree of the Temple Mount in Jerusalem, and accusing Israel ...
Read More »Obama Hires Bill Cosby To Reassure Americans To Trust Iran Deal
“Nobody invites trust the way Bill Cosby does.” Washington, April 13 – Amid continued revelations that the Obama administration has failed to push back against Iran’s repeated violations of the nuclear deal struck last year, the president has engaged the services ...
Read More »Clinton Wonders Why Labor Pols Can’t Just Delete Antisemitic Evidence
“Obviously, the most prudent political course involves not expressing certain things at all – it’s best not to have any actual personal convictions other than ‘say what will get you elected’.” Chappaqua, NY, April 10 – The frontrunner for the ...
Read More »Obama To Delay Formal Conversion To Islam Till Retirement
Predictions differ over whether a post-presidency conversion will have real political implications. Washington, DC, April 4 – Barack Obama has decided to wait until after he completes his presidency to undergo formal adoption of Islam as his faith, White House sources ...
Read More »N Korea Bitter Iran Gets More Rewards For Violating Nuke Deal
“The double standard glares.” Pyongyang, Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, March 30 – Leaders of the rogue North Korean state expressed jealousy and resentment today that Iran’s violations of its agreements with the West over the country’s nuclear weapons program ...
Read More »After Brussels Attacks, Europe Promises Stronger Cowardice
“We know better than to let a fascist ideology creep across the continent without taking forceful measures of abject surrender in response.” Brussels, March 23 – The deadly terrorist attacks in the Belgian capital Tuesday have sparked a fierce desire across ...
Read More »Shoe Stolen By Mossad Sure It Will Go Home Any Day Now
“It’s nice and quiet here, but I’ll be going back to my mate and to Asghar soon, and that will be nice, too.” London, March 16 – A piece of footwear surreptitiously taken from the residence of a British Muslim ...
Read More »Man Denied Visa Thinks He’s So Important That Zionists Did It
“Ego does funny things to the brain.” Canberra, March 14 – A pro-Palestinian activist whose application for a visa to enter Australia was denied believes for some reason that he is so prominent and dangerous that the sinister forces of the ...
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