“We know better than to let a fascist ideology creep across the continent without taking forceful measures of abject surrender in response.” Brussels, March 23 – The deadly terrorist attacks in the Belgian capital Tuesday have sparked a fierce desire across ...
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Feed SubscriptionShoe Stolen By Mossad Sure It Will Go Home Any Day Now
“It’s nice and quiet here, but I’ll be going back to my mate and to Asghar soon, and that will be nice, too.” London, March 16 – A piece of footwear surreptitiously taken from the residence of a British Muslim ...
Read More »Man Denied Visa Thinks He’s So Important That Zionists Did It
“Ego does funny things to the brain.” Canberra, March 14 – A pro-Palestinian activist whose application for a visa to enter Australia was denied believes for some reason that he is so prominent and dangerous that the sinister forces of the ...
Read More »BDS Protesters Using Banners Made In Jewish Settlements
“It was a last-minute choice between standing by our principles and making our voice heard. So of course we used the signs.” Berkeley, March 10 – Advocates of a boycott against Israel have been using placards, signs, banners, and other ...
Read More »Trump Dangerous For World, Say Europeans Importing Jihad
Trump’s intolerance contrasts with those unwilling to adopt Western values of tolerance, the State’s monopoly on force, or equality. Frankfurt, March 6 – European political and public figures responsible for the influx of countless radical Islamists onto the Continent warned ...
Read More »Putin Pleased At Progress Of Plot To Install President Trump
The Terrible Republican Ugly Man for President (TRUMP) project is proceeding according to plan. Moscow, March 2 – Russian President Vladimir Putin congratulated his staff today on the successful completion of yet another phase in the project to undermine his ...
Read More »Kerry Suggests Giving GOP $100 Billion To Bolster Moderates
After all, it worked with Iran. Washington, February 25 – As the presidential campaign heats up, Secretary of State John Kerry weighed in on the prospect of a Republican victory in November by proposing a repeat of the diplomatic success ...
Read More »Amid Gang Rapes, Europeans Unsure: Blame Victims Or Israel?
“Israeli insistence on its own security, sovereignty, and survival disempowers Muslims, whose culture takes Islamic superiority for granted.” Stockholm, February 21 – As a trend of sexual assaults on women continues, perpetrated by groups of immigrant men from Muslim countries, disagreement ...
Read More »Oxford Students Majoring In Antisemitism Might Be Unable To Finish
A scramble ensued in the Sociology and Political Science departments in the wake of the announcement. Oxford, February 17 – Students pursuing an academic degree in Jew-hatred at one of the world’s oldest and most prestigious universities may now face ...
Read More »BDS Supporters Strain Muscle Patting Selves On Back
“Jews are collectively responsible for Palestinian suffering, and for using collective punishment.” Davis, California, February 10 – A group of activists campaigning for the boycott of, divestiture from, and sanctions against Israel reported to the Health Services Unit at the ...
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