Rumors included continued fighting in Syria and Iraq, terrorist attacks on Israelis, and something called “ISIL.” Boston, January 25 – Unconfirmed reports from around the globe appear to indicate that Sunday’s American Football Conference championship game between the teams representing ...
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“I often still yearn for that hands-on involvement in causes in which I believe.” Washington, January 21 – US President Barack Obama expressed support for the Palestinian struggle for statehood today, admitting that he harbored some envy for them over ...
Read More »Man Torn Between Far-Right Jew-Hatred, Far-Left Jew-Hatred
“Do I hate Jews because I identify with the oppressed nonwhite, or do I hate Jews because I want to defend my white heritage from them?” Berkeley, January 17 – A local man attracted to antisemitic and anti-Israel rhetoric is ...
Read More »BDS Sorry Didn’t Get Chance To Hound David Bowie About Israel
Former Pink Floyd front man Roger Waters said he had been hoping to give Bowie a self-righteous piece of his mind. London, January 12 – Leaders of the Boycott, Divest, Sanctions movement targeting Israel reacted to the passing of rock ...
Read More »Btselem: Ratting On Anne Frank Was Following The Law
“What the Frank family, from Otto on down, was doing was nothing less than a crime.” Amsterdam, January 8 – The human rights organization Btselem defended the unknown persons who revealed Anne Frank’s hiding place in this city, saying that ...
Read More »N Korea, Hamas To Train Iran In Oppression Of Own People As Leverage
The two nations offer vastly different models for oppression of one’s own as an international political tool. Pyongyang, January 7 – As tensions between Iran and Saudi Arabia heat up, leaders in Teheran have sent delegations to the Gaza Strip ...
Read More »Obama Orders USAF To Intercept Reports Of Iran Deal Violations
When Iran pursues nuclear weapons technology outside the scope of the JCPOA, it is crucial not to make too much noise about it, lest they pursue nuclear weapons technology outside the scope of the JCPOA. Washington, January 3 – President ...
Read More »White House Staff Report Obama Keeps Seeing Ghost Of Nixon
He even issued an order yesterday that the thirty-seventh president is not to be mentioned in his presence. Washington, December 30 – Aides to the president expressed concern for his mental health this week, saying that Barack Obama keeps asking ...
Read More »Galloway Seeks Return To Labor After Nazis Reject Him As Too Racist
“Dude…no,” said a Nazi representative. London, December 23 – Firebrand MP and former Mayor of Bradford George Galloway expressed a desire to return to Labor, following his failure to join the Nazi Party, who dismissed him as too racially prejudiced. ...
Read More »Obama Admin Insists Deal Gives Iran Right To Confiscate American Guns
Keeping Iran happy is key to Obama’s strategy of enlisting them in the campaign against the Islamic State. Washington, December 21 – President Barack Obama’s administration is interpreting the recent nuclear agreement with Iran so broadly that it gives the ...
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