He even issued an order yesterday that the thirty-seventh president is not to be mentioned in his presence. Washington, December 30 – Aides to the president expressed concern for his mental health this week, saying that Barack Obama keeps asking ...
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Feed SubscriptionGalloway Seeks Return To Labor After Nazis Reject Him As Too Racist
“Dude…no,” said a Nazi representative. London, December 23 – Firebrand MP and former Mayor of Bradford George Galloway expressed a desire to return to Labor, following his failure to join the Nazi Party, who dismissed him as too racially prejudiced. ...
Read More »Obama Admin Insists Deal Gives Iran Right To Confiscate American Guns
Keeping Iran happy is key to Obama’s strategy of enlisting them in the campaign against the Islamic State. Washington, December 21 – President Barack Obama’s administration is interpreting the recent nuclear agreement with Iran so broadly that it gives the ...
Read More »Hitler Miffed At Holocaust Deniers Denying Him His Glory
“If they like and admire me so much, as they claim, why do they do that?” Umpteenth Circle of Hell, December 17 – Former leader of Nazi Germany Adolph Hitler expressed disgust and exasperation at people who seek to deny ...
Read More »UK To Attack Islamist Militant Stronghold Of ‘France’
If successful, the bombing campaign will be expanded to other Islamist strongholds, such as Belgium and Sweden. London, December 9 – British Prime Minister David Cameron announced plans this afternoon to send the Royal Air Force to conduct airstrikes against ...
Read More »Palestinians To Terrorists In US: Use Knives; ‘Guns Upset Democrats’
Americans most likely to harbor sympathy for Islamists are also more suspicious of guns and gun users. Hebron, December 7 – Palestinian activists sympathetic to the aims of Islamists in the US advised would-be terrorists planning attacks in that country ...
Read More »Archaeologists Unearth Evidence US Presidents Once Had Balls
To the modern ear, the notion of a US president with balls strikes a dissonant chord. Washington, December 2 – Researchers excavating in the US capital have discovered what they say are indications that there was a period in the ...
Read More »Obama Calls For CDC To Stop Fighting, Start Negotiating With Cancer
“The first move should involve a moratorium on radiation therapy and chemotherapy, as a confidence-building measure.” Atlanta, November 25 – In a bid to reduce tensions and lower the level of open conflict in a war going back decades, US ...
Read More »For Diversity, NY Times To Attribute Muslim Terrorism To Other Religions
If atheist suicide bombers are underrepresented in stories of terrorism, we cannot escape the question of whether that stems from biased coverage of conflict zones. New York, November 23 – Worried that the perpetrators of terrorist acts in recent years ...
Read More »Bar Mitzva Boy Allowed To Manipulate Stock Market For A Day
Elders of Zion Inner Council Chairman Maury Geltman wanted something more for his grandson to mark the boy’s coming of age. New York, November 19 – Visiting dignitaries and other special guests are given the honor of ringing the opening bell ...
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