“It’s been a very long time since I got real this often, and this badly,” said sh*t. Paris, November 15 – Following the murders of 129 people in the French capital Friday night, sh*t expressed its frustration and irritation at ...
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EU officials privately acknowledge that footnotes in the textbooks will be allowed to allude to the economic and social pressure concomitant with the star-wearing requirement. Brussels, November 11 – Following today’s European Union decision to label imports of Israeli goods manufactured in ...
Read More »Obama Reverses Roosevelt Decision, Will Take Refugees Fleeing Nazis
Analysts believe the gesture has more to do with satisfying certain domestic constituencies than with any moral sense. Washington, November 10 – US President Barack Obama today ordered the State Department to issue entry visas to the more than 900 ...
Read More »BDS Demands Greece Change Blue-And-White Flag; ‘Israeli Colors’
It remains unclear how receptive Greeks will be to any such demand, as the flag of Greece in its current form dates back to 1822, more than seven decades before the rise of political Zionism.
Read More »NJ Band Plans Israel Gig So Roger Waters Will Object, Create Exposure
“If washed-up performers such as Elvis Costello can desperately insert themselves into headlines by announcing a boycott, there’s no reason we can’t ride the same wave.” Mahwah, New Jersey, November 1 – A local band struggling to make a name ...
Read More »Report: No One Accuses US Blacks Of Loyalty To Liberia
Despite the parallels between Liberia and Israel, the study found that almost no one accuses African-Americans of placing loyalty to their brethren in West Africa above loyalty to the US. Washington, October 27 – A recent study shows that despite ...
Read More »UNESCO To Declare Twin Towers Site Muslim; ’10 Were Martyred There’
Complicating matters is that the custodians of the site, an entity called the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, has overseen the construction of a 94-story office tower where the Twin Towers once stood. Paris, October 20 – ...
Read More »MLB To Investigate NY Mets For Use Of Excessive Force Against Cubs
“They had a five-run lead in the bottom of the ninth last night. The objective did not warrant such a display of pitching.” Chicago, October 22 – Major League Baseball will open an inquiry into whether the New York Mets ...
Read More »Kerry Calls On Nazis, Jews To Stop Cycle Of Violence
Critics of the administration and of the secretary dismissed his announcement, saying the time is not ripe for such an attempt. Washington, October 18 – US Secretary of State John Kerry reprimanded Nazi Germany and European Jewry today, calling on ...
Read More »Volkswagen To Monitor Iranian Nuclear Compliance
“Volkswagen’s origins in 1930’s Germany are an appropriate metaphor for the current process,” said Zarif. Wolfsburg, Germany, October 14 – Automotive giant Volkswagen has been selected to perform some of the important monitoring functions of the Iran nuclear deal, the ...
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