“It might be a stretch, of course, because how many left-wing politicians have been known to actually side with terrorists?” London, September 18 – Video footage and photographic evidence of British Labor Party leader Jeremy Corbyn delivering the keynote address ...
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Feed SubscriptionNY Times Mideast Coverage Wins Pulitzer For Fiction
The writing contains fiction that illuminates the human condition as seen from inside the minds of characters unable to see outside a certain myopic framing of the region’s troubles. New York, September 9 – The paper of record added another ...
Read More »Not Killing Trainfuls Of Unwanted People A New Experience For Europe
The situation pits the Continental culture’s stated commitment to universal human rights against its proven will to kill off undesirables. Budapest, September 4 – The Continent has absorbed hundreds of thousands of refugees from Africa and the Middle East this year, ...
Read More »China Mulls Mass Conversion To Judaism To Bolster Banking Prowess
The report documents the financial advantages of Jewishness via extensive citations from the scholarly work The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. Beijing, August 30 – China’s turbulent economic fortunes have the country’s leadership considering a new economic policy that involves making ...
Read More »Europeans Kinda Hoped For Richer African Migrants
“Isn’t Africa teeming with, like, diamonds?” Bratislava, Slovakia, August 24 – The influx of refugees and others seeking a better life to the north of the Mediterranean has sparked talk of a crisis in Europe, as hundreds of thousands of ...
Read More »Germans Agree ‘Hey Jude’ Weirdest Holocaust Song Ever
The vocalist in the song mispronounces the word as if it is English, further generating confusion over the message. Hamburg, August 19 – Germans and German-speakers are expressing puzzlement at what, by its title, should be a song about German ...
Read More »Secret Addendum To Iran Deal Just Obama’s Kenya Birth Certificate
Kerry accused deal opponents of orchestrating the revelation. Vienna, August 12 – Hotel staffers cleaning up after the nuclear negotiations between Iran the p5+1 world powers last month came across what appears to be a secret element of the deal that ...
Read More »New EU-Issued Tourism Guide Rates Synagogues By Flammability
It includes scores for more than 100 historic synagogues. Brussels, August 10 – The European Union has published a new guidebook for tourists and tour guides interested in visiting houses of worship, updated to reflect the sensibilities of today’s discerning ...
Read More »If Elected, Trump Promises To Fire Ayatollah
He added that many other high-ranking officials in Tehran would probably also have to pack their bags. New York, August 5 – The frontrunner in the Republican race toward nomination for president vowed today that if elected, when it comes to Iran ...
Read More »Amnesty Rejects Vetting Activists For Antisemitism: ‘Thought Control’
The organization insists it thoroughly screens its applicants for real offenses, such as affiliation with known sympathizers of US or Israeli policies. New York, August 2 – A spokeswoman for the human rights organization Amnesty International dismissed calls for the ...
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