“They had a five-run lead in the bottom of the ninth last night. The objective did not warrant such a display of pitching.” Chicago, October 22 – Major League Baseball will open an inquiry into whether the New York Mets ...
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Feed SubscriptionKerry Calls On Nazis, Jews To Stop Cycle Of Violence
Critics of the administration and of the secretary dismissed his announcement, saying the time is not ripe for such an attempt. Washington, October 18 – US Secretary of State John Kerry reprimanded Nazi Germany and European Jewry today, calling on ...
Read More »Volkswagen To Monitor Iranian Nuclear Compliance
“Volkswagen’s origins in 1930’s Germany are an appropriate metaphor for the current process,” said Zarif. Wolfsburg, Germany, October 14 – Automotive giant Volkswagen has been selected to perform some of the important monitoring functions of the Iran nuclear deal, the ...
Read More »ICC Finds Stabbing Random Jews Legal Under International Law
In a landmark case earlier this year, the ICC also overturned the Nuremberg convictions of several prominent Nazi war criminals. The Hague, Netherlands, October 7 – The International Criminal Court formalized today what many analysts have long assumed to be ...
Read More »Amnesty International To Run Firebomb-Making Seminars Across US
Amnesty chose the United states because the human rights situation there is far more urgent and troubling than in, for example, Sudan, Libya, Iraq, Iran, Russia, Yemen, China, Afghanistan, Guatemala, Somalia, Venezuela, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Lebanon. Ukraine, Egypt, Turkey… ...
Read More »EU Makes Arabic Official Language; ‘Has The Most Speakers Here’
“Already, Arabic has the most speakers here of almost any language, or will within just a few years if current migration trends remain steady,” said Raisa Weissflagg, a spokeswoman for the European Parliament. Brussels, September 25 – The large numbers ...
Read More »Terrorism Support May Cause Corbyn To Be Thought Terrorism Supporter
“It might be a stretch, of course, because how many left-wing politicians have been known to actually side with terrorists?” London, September 18 – Video footage and photographic evidence of British Labor Party leader Jeremy Corbyn delivering the keynote address ...
Read More »NY Times Mideast Coverage Wins Pulitzer For Fiction
The writing contains fiction that illuminates the human condition as seen from inside the minds of characters unable to see outside a certain myopic framing of the region’s troubles. New York, September 9 – The paper of record added another ...
Read More »Not Killing Trainfuls Of Unwanted People A New Experience For Europe
The situation pits the Continental culture’s stated commitment to universal human rights against its proven will to kill off undesirables. Budapest, September 4 – The Continent has absorbed hundreds of thousands of refugees from Africa and the Middle East this year, ...
Read More »China Mulls Mass Conversion To Judaism To Bolster Banking Prowess
The report documents the financial advantages of Jewishness via extensive citations from the scholarly work The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. Beijing, August 30 – China’s turbulent economic fortunes have the country’s leadership considering a new economic policy that involves making ...
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