“Isn’t Africa teeming with, like, diamonds?” Bratislava, Slovakia, August 24 – The influx of refugees and others seeking a better life to the north of the Mediterranean has sparked talk of a crisis in Europe, as hundreds of thousands of ...
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Feed SubscriptionGermans Agree ‘Hey Jude’ Weirdest Holocaust Song Ever
The vocalist in the song mispronounces the word as if it is English, further generating confusion over the message. Hamburg, August 19 – Germans and German-speakers are expressing puzzlement at what, by its title, should be a song about German ...
Read More »Secret Addendum To Iran Deal Just Obama’s Kenya Birth Certificate
Kerry accused deal opponents of orchestrating the revelation. Vienna, August 12 – Hotel staffers cleaning up after the nuclear negotiations between Iran the p5+1 world powers last month came across what appears to be a secret element of the deal that ...
Read More »New EU-Issued Tourism Guide Rates Synagogues By Flammability
It includes scores for more than 100 historic synagogues. Brussels, August 10 – The European Union has published a new guidebook for tourists and tour guides interested in visiting houses of worship, updated to reflect the sensibilities of today’s discerning ...
Read More »If Elected, Trump Promises To Fire Ayatollah
He added that many other high-ranking officials in Tehran would probably also have to pack their bags. New York, August 5 – The frontrunner in the Republican race toward nomination for president vowed today that if elected, when it comes to Iran ...
Read More »Amnesty Rejects Vetting Activists For Antisemitism: ‘Thought Control’
The organization insists it thoroughly screens its applicants for real offenses, such as affiliation with known sympathizers of US or Israeli policies. New York, August 2 – A spokeswoman for the human rights organization Amnesty International dismissed calls for the ...
Read More »State Dept. HR Downgrades Anti-Zionism From ‘Requirement’ To ‘Advantage’
Aides say Kerry aimed to make at least some cosmetic changes as part of the effort to soften Israeli opposition to the Iran nuclear deal. Washington, July 27 – The US Department of State modified its hiring procedures this week, ...
Read More »European Space Agency To Avoid Orbit Over West Bank, Gaza
Avoiding those areas will mean no passing over Israel’s pre-1967 boundaries, either, since almost any orbital paths over the occupied zones would involve passing over Israel immediately before or after. Darmstadt, Germany, July 21 – The European intergovernmental agency that ...
Read More »EU Prepares Bailout Plan For Impending US Moral Bankruptcy
The US has sustained damage to its morality stocks before, but not to the extent that it nearly undermined the entire moral framework of the society. Brussels, July 16 – Fresh off a new agreement with Greece to restructure the bailout ...
Read More »Students For Justice In Palestine Accidentally Boycotts Self
Those chapters will be hamstrung in their efforts to reestablish themselves as members of the organization in good standing. Urbana-Champaign, Illinois, July 13 – An anti-Israel student group sowed confusion today when the chapter president announced that, in what appeared ...
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