Of Johannes Brahms, Felix Mendelssohn, Franz Schubert, the entire Bach family, Josef Haydn, Claude Debussy, Antonio Vivaldi, Georg Frederic Handel, and many other influential composers, not a single one has announced a planned trip to Israel since the current round ...
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Cowardiss said a similar situation exists with reference to an apparent shift in the meaning of the word ‘progressive.’ Oxford, UK, May 13 – The next edition of the Oxford English Dictionary will feature a new definition of the term ‘racist’ that ...
Read More »Zionist-Controlled Media Somehow Unable To Control Israel Coverage
“I would never have assumed the Jewish media overlords would permit such things to happen. But here we are,” said UN adviser Richard Falk. New York, May 7 – Analysts at the United Nations held a meeting today to discuss the curious phenomenon ...
Read More »Area Man Can Prove Jews To Blame For Everything
Hassan linked Jews to plague, autism, chemtrails, and pollution from hydrofracking, doing so with a fluidity and facility that astounded. Dearborn, MI, April 29 – Local hairdresser Malik Hassan regularly wows customers with his uncanny ability to convincingly argue that ...
Read More »Iran Hijacks VP’s NY Motorcade; Obama Sends Destroyer, Urges Calm
“There is too much at stake to go headlong into a full-blown confrontation over every incident.” Washington, April 29 – Iranian cars stopped and seized the vehicles carrying and escorting US Vice President Joe Biden through New York’s streets today, and ...
Read More »UN Pre-Condemns Potential Israeli Actions For Next 3 Months
The Obama administration was so taken with this newfound sense of initiative on the part of the Security Council that they decided such a development should be endorsed even at Israel’s expense. Geneva, April 25 – Seeking to save time ...
Read More »In Nod To Zionist Control, Woman On New $20 Bill To Be Golda Meir
The new issue acknowledges the central role that the International Zionist Conspiracy plays in American governance, while maintaining the quest to honor a woman. Washington, April 18 – The campaign to replace the visage of President Andrew Jackson on the American ...
Read More »Obama To Rescind Sanctions Against Prince Humperdinck
Monitoring measures include the hiring of independent consultant Tyrone Rugen to oversee the clandestine portions of the Florinian international relations program. Florin, April 7 – Royal representatives announced today that the US had agreed to remove its trade sanctions against ...
Read More »Crash Investigator: Pilot Tried To Show Germans Still Good At Mass Murder
Arranging for Germans to participate in the mass slaughter of innocents can prevent recurrences of the Germanwings crash. Dusseldorf, Germany, April 1 – Aviation officials probing the life of the pilot who crashed a Germanwings aircraft into the Alps and killed ...
Read More »Obama To Send Condolences To Germany On Hitler Death Anniversary
“We express our heartfelt sympathy to the people of Hitler’s country over the loss of such a visionary leader.” Washington, March 25 – US President Barack Obama plans to correct a historical omission this year when, for the first time, ...
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