The new issue acknowledges the central role that the International Zionist Conspiracy plays in American governance, while maintaining the quest to honor a woman. Washington, April 18 – The campaign to replace the visage of President Andrew Jackson on the American ...
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Monitoring measures include the hiring of independent consultant Tyrone Rugen to oversee the clandestine portions of the Florinian international relations program. Florin, April 7 – Royal representatives announced today that the US had agreed to remove its trade sanctions against ...
Read More »Crash Investigator: Pilot Tried To Show Germans Still Good At Mass Murder
Arranging for Germans to participate in the mass slaughter of innocents can prevent recurrences of the Germanwings crash. Dusseldorf, Germany, April 1 – Aviation officials probing the life of the pilot who crashed a Germanwings aircraft into the Alps and killed ...
Read More »Obama To Send Condolences To Germany On Hitler Death Anniversary
“We express our heartfelt sympathy to the people of Hitler’s country over the loss of such a visionary leader.” Washington, March 25 – US President Barack Obama plans to correct a historical omission this year when, for the first time, ...
Read More »Israel Election Results Great, Says Obama Through Gritted Teeth
Netanyahu, for his part, took a gracious tone, telling Obama the victory could not have been accomplished without his efforts. Washington, March 18 – The stunning reelection of Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu yesterday prompted insistence from US President Barack ...
Read More »Obama Lets Slip 9/11 A Controlled Demolition
White House spokesmen scrambled to perform damage control, claiming the recording is fake. Washington, March 16 – US President Barack Obama forgot a microphone was still on today when he referred to the collapse of the Twin Towers in 2001 ...
Read More »In Unprecedented Event, Academic Gives Anti-Israel Opinion As Fact
Professor Roelle has become the target of literally three calls for apology and correction, a veritable torrent of criticism. Urbana-Champaign, Illinois, March 10 – In an unprecedented occurrence, a left-wing professor at a prestigious university has used her limited knowledge ...
Read More »Man In Suit Addresses Other Men In Suits
Experts believe more people in suits will continue to talk about the first man in the suit in the weeks to come, unless something more compelling grabs the media’s attention, such as a piece of attire with ambiguous hues. Washington, ...
Read More »Canada Sawry Abote Antisemitism
Ottawa, February 28 – A survey of Canadians reveals that the vast majority of them are sawry that manifestations of antisemitism have appeared in the country, as many of them thought Canada had pro-gressed beyond such phenomena. A poll conducted by ...
Read More »Liberal Jews Aghast At Youth Without Reflexive Hate For Israel
“I always thought that Israel was the only place with those problems, and that J-Street was the legitimate, representative voice of American Jewry. Why didn’t anyone tell me otherwise?” Boston, February 22 – A just-released poll confirms fears about a ...
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