“Few sights move me, as a Frenchman, more than thousands of Jewish graves.” Paris, February 16 – Prime Minister of Israel Binyamin Netanyahu reiterated a call for European Jews to move to Israel this week in the wake of yet ...
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Feed SubscriptionJ Street Poll Also Finds US Jews Support Hitler, Saddam
The J Street survey posited a hypothetical situation in which a man named Adolph Hitler were born in Iowa in 1883, and asked whether the respondents would support him if he decided to change his name in the 1930’s. Washington, ...
Read More »US Gov’t Divests From Univ. Of California
“We all know the Supreme Court is in the pocket of the powerful Indonesian lobby,” said university provost Shari Alaw. Washington, February 11 – The University of California Student Association approved a declaration Sunday calling for the UC system to ...
Read More »ICC Overturns Nuremberg Convictions
The Court now realizes that calling for the removal of Jews from only the areas that Israel captured in 1967 would be discriminatory. The Hague, Netherlands, February 4 – Following a review of the protocols that form the basis for ...
Read More »Obama Cites Lack Of Polish Golf Courses In Skipping Auschwitz
“Many important occasions demand his attention and there is no way he can attend them all and still conduct the affairs of state.” Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, January 28 – US President Barack Obama explained his decision today not to participate ...
Read More »Rowling Reveals Voldemort Modeled On Muhammad
Rowling was last seen donning a Burqa, leaving the building, and blending into the crowd. Edinburgh, Scotland, January 21 – In a shocking revelation, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling told reporters yesterday that the inspiration for the Lord Voldemort character in her blockbuster ...
Read More »After Stabbing On Tel Aviv Bus, EU To Stop Selling Buses To Israel
“We cannot in good conscience allow for products under our aegis to be associated with political or religious violence,” said Commission spokeswoman Hedda Pmaias. Brussels, January 21 – In a quick reaction to this morning’s stabbing attack on a Tel ...
Read More »Officials Insisting France Welcomes Jews Can’t Keep Straight Face
Paris, January 14 – French government officials making declarations to the effect that the French Republic remains and will always be a place where Jews can feel at home have been unable to complete those statements this week without bursting ...
Read More »Al-Qaeda Seeks ICC Membership Retroactive To Sep 12, 2001
The Hague, The Netherlands, January 7 – Following the lead of the nascent State of Palestine, the international terrorist organization Al Qaeda submitted its application today for membership in the International Criminal Court, specifically seeking the court’s action on actions ...
Read More »EU To Fund New Echo Chamber For Anti-Israel Academics, Activists
Brussels, December 31 – Officials at the European Commission have approved a grant to underwrite the design and manufacture of a better-insulated echo chamber for politicians, activists, and academics who oppose Israel. EC spokesman Wyrol Yessmen told representatives of several anti-Israel ...
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