Washington, September 19 – Reacting to years of right-wing agitation on the subject, President Barack Obama announced today that, if they insist, fine, he’s actually a Muslim. At a White House press conference this morning, the President told the assembled ...
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Feed SubscriptionTo Keep Citizens From Joining ISIS, Nations To Hold Pillages At Home
London, September 13 – To blunt the visceral appeal to young men of a militia that encourages its fighters to engage in brutality, abuse, rape, and theft, countries around the word have developed a plan to keep the potential Islamic ...
Read More »Human Rights Watch Head Tweets About Country Other Than Israel
New York, September 5 – Human Rights Watch Director Ken Roth posted a Twitter message this morning that did not focus on alleged misdeeds by Israel, sources inside the organization report. Roth typed and sent a tweet to his followers ...
Read More »FBI: ISIS Plot To Pose As Cops, Shoot Unarmed Black Men
Arlington, Virginia, August 30 – The Federal Bureau of Investigation announced today it had foiled a plan by the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) to stoke racial tensions in the US even further by sending operatives to dress ...
Read More »Gaza Airstrike Sparks New Violence on ‘Story’ Vs. ‘Storey’
Canary Wharf, London, August 24 – A smoldering rivalry between two leading news agencies flared into violence today over the ongoing crisis in the Gaza Strip after each one used a different spelling of the same word to describe the ...
Read More »Girl Glad She Put That 4th “!” In Her “Support The IDF” Facebook Status
Elizabeth, NJ, August 20 – A local teen expressed gratification this morning after deciding to use four, instead of only three, exclamation points in a Facebook post admonishing her friends to show their support for the Israel Defense Forces in ...
Read More »Amid Missouri Violence, US To Suspend Missile Delivery To US
Washington, August 15 – Following the fatal shooting of an unarmed black teenager in Ferguson, Missouri this week and the heavy-handed police response to the ensuing protests, the Obama administration has instructed the Pentagon to put on hold any scheduled ...
Read More »Europeans Pandering To Muslims: Appeasement Has Worked So Well Before
Paris, August 12 – High-ranking officials in countries such as Britain and France are openly siding with Palestinians against Israel in an effort to maintain political power by appealing to Muslim immigrants, recalling the pre-World-War-II days when appeasing the uncompromising ...
Read More »Bolivia Reinstating Ambassador to Israel In Order To Recall Him
La Paz, August 12 – Pressed for ways to showcase displeasure at Israel’s strikes on the Gaza Strip, the government of Bolivia will send its ambassador to Israel, recalled in 2012, back to Tel Aviv just to be able to ...
Read More »Obama Diagnosed With Inability To Endorse Israel Self-Defense Without “But”
Washington, August 10 – White House physicians announced today that they have determined President Barack Obama is affected by a condition that does not allow him to unequivocally support Israel’s right to defend its citizens. It instead forces him to ...
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