Arlington, Virginia, August 30 – The Federal Bureau of Investigation announced today it had foiled a plan by the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) to stoke racial tensions in the US even further by sending operatives to dress ...
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Feed SubscriptionGaza Airstrike Sparks New Violence on ‘Story’ Vs. ‘Storey’
Canary Wharf, London, August 24 – A smoldering rivalry between two leading news agencies flared into violence today over the ongoing crisis in the Gaza Strip after each one used a different spelling of the same word to describe the ...
Read More »Girl Glad She Put That 4th “!” In Her “Support The IDF” Facebook Status
Elizabeth, NJ, August 20 – A local teen expressed gratification this morning after deciding to use four, instead of only three, exclamation points in a Facebook post admonishing her friends to show their support for the Israel Defense Forces in ...
Read More »Amid Missouri Violence, US To Suspend Missile Delivery To US
Washington, August 15 – Following the fatal shooting of an unarmed black teenager in Ferguson, Missouri this week and the heavy-handed police response to the ensuing protests, the Obama administration has instructed the Pentagon to put on hold any scheduled ...
Read More »Europeans Pandering To Muslims: Appeasement Has Worked So Well Before
Paris, August 12 – High-ranking officials in countries such as Britain and France are openly siding with Palestinians against Israel in an effort to maintain political power by appealing to Muslim immigrants, recalling the pre-World-War-II days when appeasing the uncompromising ...
Read More »Bolivia Reinstating Ambassador to Israel In Order To Recall Him
La Paz, August 12 – Pressed for ways to showcase displeasure at Israel’s strikes on the Gaza Strip, the government of Bolivia will send its ambassador to Israel, recalled in 2012, back to Tel Aviv just to be able to ...
Read More »Obama Diagnosed With Inability To Endorse Israel Self-Defense Without “But”
Washington, August 10 – White House physicians announced today that they have determined President Barack Obama is affected by a condition that does not allow him to unequivocally support Israel’s right to defend its citizens. It instead forces him to ...
Read More »Facebook Acquires Hamas: Tool In Further Emotional Manipulation Studies
Menlo Park, CA, August 6 – In a follow up paper to Facebook’s controversial emotional manipulation study, Facebook researchers have found that posts reporting and commenting on military or terrorist actions overseas have a statistically significant impact on people’s moods. ...
Read More »Baby Björn Launches Ergonomic Human Shield Carrier
Solna, Sweden, August 6 – The manufacturer of one of the world’s most prominent baby carriers has announced a line of products to cater to newly emerging demand in the Middle East, a carrier to serve as a back-friendly way ...
Read More »Egypt To Broker Truce Between Obama, Israel
Cairo, July 30 – Increasing alienation between Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu and US President Barack Obama has prompted Egyptian leader Abdel Fattah el-Sisi to propose that he mediate talks aimed at bridging the chasm separating the two administrations. The ...
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