Berlin, April 27 – Bruno Schmidt, 30, has spent most of his life as an ardent admirer of Nazism, but after hearing that Chloe Horowitz, 17, of Teaneck, New Jersey, liked a “Never Again” post on her friend Shira Scheinerman’s ...
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Washington, DC, April 24 – Speaking on the anniversary of the Boston Marathon bombing, President Obama sounded a conciliatory note toward Islamists by suggesting that he could engineer the deaths of Americans instead of forcing terrorists to do so. The ...
Read More »Obama Apologizes To Muslims For Anti-Jewish Kansas Attacks
Washington, DC, April 17 – President Obama expressed remorse today over the fatal shootings in Kansas this week, apologizing to Muslims for allowing Jews to be seen as victims. Frazier Glenn Cross, 73, a known White Supremacist, went on a ...
Read More »Heavenly Bodies Still Adjusting To Heliocentrism
The orbits of the planets were originally described as circular, but in the last few centuries they have shifted to more elliptical paths, indicating an ongoing adjustment to the cosmic changes. The Milky Way, October 15 – It has been ...
Read More »Zionist Conspiracy Apologizes For Washington State Landslide
New York, April 1 – A spokesman for the International Zionist Conspiracy expressed regret to day over its engineering of the deadly landslide in Oso, Washington, that left 18 confirmed dead and 22 missing. He called the disaster a failure ...
Read More »Muslims Furious That Jews Not Blamed More For Missing Plane
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, March 26 – In the continuing mystery surrounding the exact circumstances that led to a Malaysia Airlines aircraft disappearing into the Indian Ocean, the Muslim world is expressing outrage that the obvious perpetrators, the Jews, are all ...
Read More »Europe Running Out Of Jewish Tombstones To Deface
Tatabanya, Hungary, March 18 – Antisemitic vandals spray-painted swastikas and slogans all over the Jewish cemetery here last week, stoking worries among Europe’s far-right leadership that they face a looming shortage of such sites to deface. The desecration highlights the ...
Read More »Obama Advisers Warn Of Paint Shortage For More Red Lines
Washington, March 8 – Officials in President Barack Obama’s cabinet advised him today that the administration’s inventory of red paint is nearly exhausted, having used it repeatedly and ineffectively with Syria, Iran, and Russia. More red lines, they warned, might ...
Read More »Academic Left Silent On Russian Imperialism; ‘It’s Not Israel’
London, March 6 – European and American academics are explaining their inaction on the Russian show of force in Ukraine by noting that the aggressor in this case cannot be construed as Israel, and therefore no opposition need be registered. ...
Read More »Sanitation Truck Kills Crown Heights Jew; Community Doesn’t Violently Riot For Some Reason
Crown Heights, Brooklyn, February 24 – New York City officials are puzzling over the Crown Heights Jewish community’s non-violent reaction to the killing of one of its members by a Department of Sanitation trash collection truck yesterday morning. A 25-year-old ...
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