“Local and national leaders will begin questioning whether or not other nations they currently show respect for and send money to actually exist.” By: Dr. Nu vo Denn In an unprecedented joint statement, the head of the Palestinian Authority and ...
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Feed SubscriptionElephant In Room’s Metaphor For Awkward Unspoken Truth Is ‘Muslim Antisemitism’
The researchers immediately grasped that the creatures were referencing the common practice among Western journalists, politicians, and “experts” to ignore fourteen centuries of Jew-hate embedded in Islamic culture. Washington, March 14 – Zoologists have determined that pachyderms have an analogous ...
Read More »78th Shooting Attack On Jews: LAPD Still Unsure Motive Antisemitic
Jews have a tendency to see attacks on them as motivated by hate for Jews, which is only true in about 98% of cases. Los Angeles, March 2 – The Los Angeles Police Department voiced reluctance today to classify the ...
Read More »Vandalism Of Dorm Rooms Really Took Rothschilds Down A Peg
The man also expressed the hope that, as with the vast majority of attacks on Jews in the Western world, the pork-smearing and mezuzah-removing operation will help to free Palestine. Denver, March 2 – Two weeks after antisemites tore ritual ...
Read More »LibsOfTikTok Tweets ‘Globalize The Intifada’; Progressives Stop Calling Her Stochastic Terrorist
Raichik’s defenders have dismissed the “stochastic terrorist” designation, but no such defense occurred in the case of “Globalize the Intifada!” since the accusation never came. Los Angeles, February 21 – The personality behind an anti-trans-ideology social media account that many have ...
Read More »Wordle A Convenient, Discreet Way For Elders Of Zion To Send Operational Orders
Analysts believe the games themselves only became popular because the Elders desired an additional avenue through which to communicate their daily encrypted instructions. New York, February 9 – Wordle, Quordle, Spelling Bee – for the vast majority of players, these ...
Read More »US Media Wonders Why No Arson, Looting At ‘Mostly-Peaceful’ Anti-Bibi Protests
American journalists whose outlets covered ANTIFA demonstrations wondered aloud whether in fact they can describe the Tel Aviv rallies as “peaceful.” Washington, February 2 – The weekly rallies in Tel Aviv and elsewhere demonstrating against the Likud-led government’s stated intention to ...
Read More »Palestinians Shocked To Learn: Elsewhere, Stabbers/Shooters Get Punished, Not Rewarded
“I don’t get it. How do those people show their resistance to Zionism?” Ramallah, January 24 – Subjects of the Palestinian Authority expressed surprise today upon discovering that outside their self-rule areas, the standard treatment for people convicted of violent crimes involves ...
Read More »Palestinians Visiting D.C. Riot Upon Seeing Jews Approach Domed Structure
“Jewish settlers are storming the… mosque-like thing!” Washington, January 12 – A group of tourists from villages around Ramallah and Tulkarm created disturbances in the vicinity of the US Capitol building Thursday when one of them spotted another group entering ...
Read More »Palestinian Suggestions That China Blame Open Israeli Dams For COVID Spike Fall On Deaf Ears
“We understand the decision even if we disagree with the reasoning behind it.” Beijing, January 4 – Diplomatic delegates representing Mahmoud Abbas lamented today that their advice to Xi Jinping and his administration on how to handle a resurgence of ...
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