The man also expressed the hope that, as with the vast majority of attacks on Jews in the Western world, the pork-smearing and mezuzah-removing operation will help to free Palestine. Denver, March 2 – Two weeks after antisemites tore ritual ...
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Raichik’s defenders have dismissed the “stochastic terrorist” designation, but no such defense occurred in the case of “Globalize the Intifada!” since the accusation never came. Los Angeles, February 21 – The personality behind an anti-trans-ideology social media account that many have ...
Read More »Wordle A Convenient, Discreet Way For Elders Of Zion To Send Operational Orders
Analysts believe the games themselves only became popular because the Elders desired an additional avenue through which to communicate their daily encrypted instructions. New York, February 9 – Wordle, Quordle, Spelling Bee – for the vast majority of players, these ...
Read More »US Media Wonders Why No Arson, Looting At ‘Mostly-Peaceful’ Anti-Bibi Protests
American journalists whose outlets covered ANTIFA demonstrations wondered aloud whether in fact they can describe the Tel Aviv rallies as “peaceful.” Washington, February 2 – The weekly rallies in Tel Aviv and elsewhere demonstrating against the Likud-led government’s stated intention to ...
Read More »Palestinians Shocked To Learn: Elsewhere, Stabbers/Shooters Get Punished, Not Rewarded
“I don’t get it. How do those people show their resistance to Zionism?” Ramallah, January 24 – Subjects of the Palestinian Authority expressed surprise today upon discovering that outside their self-rule areas, the standard treatment for people convicted of violent crimes involves ...
Read More »Palestinians Visiting D.C. Riot Upon Seeing Jews Approach Domed Structure
“Jewish settlers are storming the… mosque-like thing!” Washington, January 12 – A group of tourists from villages around Ramallah and Tulkarm created disturbances in the vicinity of the US Capitol building Thursday when one of them spotted another group entering ...
Read More »Palestinian Suggestions That China Blame Open Israeli Dams For COVID Spike Fall On Deaf Ears
“We understand the decision even if we disagree with the reasoning behind it.” Beijing, January 4 – Diplomatic delegates representing Mahmoud Abbas lamented today that their advice to Xi Jinping and his administration on how to handle a resurgence of ...
Read More »Jewish Space Laser Behind Schedule On California Wildfires
Disappointing third-quarter results from the California Wildfire Initiative of the Harvey and Jeanette Weinberg Space Laser. New York, December 26 – Disappointing status reports came under review today at the shadowy Zionist organization that manipulates earthly events using advanced orbiting ...
Read More »Attacker Of Random Jews Glad He Lives When Israel Exists For Pundits To Invoke In His Defense
“Israel didn’t figure into such behavior a hundred or two hundred years ago. We just have a fig leaf for it now, and that feels good.” New York, December 15 – A man arrested today for multiple assaults of Hasidim in Brooklyn ...
Read More »Constant Target Of Genocides, Pogroms, Terrorism Told To Stop Overreacting
“You’re not oppressed. You’re privileged and white, so shut up. Also, you ran the slave trade.” New York, December 6 – A tiny ethnoreligious group that has fallen victim to extermination attempts, blood libel riots, assorted religious massacres, legal discrimination, forced ...
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