Gaza Mufti Worries Bibas Coffin Procession Invalid If Not Enough People Spat On Corpses

” Allah will not be pleased.”

Gaza City, February 25 – A spiritual leader who observed the celebrations last week when Palestinians prepared to return the bodies of four Israelis to Israel has expressed concerns since last Thursday that participants may not have met the requirements of Islamic ritual during the proceedings, since, he contends, far too few of them managed to expectorate on or even near the coffins, the man disclosed today.

Mufti Mustafa Massiqr voiced his worry today after some of the immediate furor over the event had died down. “We don’t a get second chance at this,” he lamented. “If the proper number of spittle drops didn’t hit the infidel caskets, we didn’t perform the ritual properly. Allah will not be pleased. In all the commotion I wasn’t able to see how many people were able to get near enough to spit on the infidel coffins, or how many times. And the video footage isn’t close-up enough. It’s concerning.”

As part of a ceasefire agreement reached last month with Israel, Hamas has released hostages it took with the help of Gaza civilians during a brutal rampage through southern Israel on October 7, 20203 that killed 1200, wounded hundreds more, and took 250 living and dead people into the Gaza Strip. The ensuing war has killed tens of thousands and destroyed vast swaths of the Strip. The bodies Hamas returned to Israel last Thursday were those of 83-year old Oded Lifschitz; 33-year old Shiri Bibas; her sons Ariel, kidnapped at age 4; and Kfir, at age 9 months, from Kibbutz Nir Oz. Husband and father Yarden also fell captive, but was held separately, and survived, released in an earlier round of the deal.

“Islamic practice dictates that infidels be demonstrably downtrodden and shamed,” explained Mufti Massiqr. “The triumphant music, the celebratory atmosphere, the decor, the trappings – all that was fine. But precious little was done in public to the bodies or caskets themselves that showed the requisite amount of humiliation. A few derogatory words on each casket? Not enough. No one even tried to shoot or even thrown anything at them – which I understand, given the safety issues and the pandemonium that could have resulted. But this is supposed to be the Islamic Resistance Movement, and the Islamic part of it took a back seat last week. We might have lost focus on what’s primary and what’s secondary.”

“If only we had some indication of what Allah wants out of us as humans,” he mused.

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