“RPG? More like MSG.”
Khan Yunis, January 30 – The Islamic Resistance Movement fighting an Israeli incursion into the Gaza Strip following the organization’s massacre, torture, mutilation, mass rape, and abduction frenzy in Israel almost four months ago has noticed a problematic phenomenon when they use munitions manufactured under the Xi regime in Beijing: the effectiveness of the armaments appears to last less than an hour, leaving the fighters feeling as if they had shot nothing.
Sources within Hamas acknowledged the problem in conversations over the last several weeks. The sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity, noted complaints by the group’s militants that the explosive, destructive, and tactical effects of Chinese ammunition, firearms, explosives, projectiles, and other materiel provide an initially-satisfying experience that lasts no longer than forty-five minutes to an hour.
“Yeah, an hour later the IDF is back, like we’ve accomplished nothing,” read one report citation. “It doesn’t matter how many blinking red triangles appear in video clips of our exploits that get shared around social media, like we’re kicking Zionist tuchus day in, day out. Sure, the explosions look nice, but even when they’re actual hits on tanks, and not explosive armor or the Trophy system neutralizing our RPG rounds, the Chinese weapons have a temporary impact at best.”
“RPG? More like MSG,” read another.
The Tehran-Beijing axis has enable Hamas to gain access to weaponry not just from Hamas’s patron Iran, but from other Beijing-allied regimes such as North Korea, arms from which have also turned up in caches that the IDF has uncovered in Gaza. However, the fighters’ complaints have focused in the main on the armaments from China.
Other feedback about the weaponry involves its knockoff quality. “The box said ‘Remington’ but it was obviously not,” stated one fighter.
“One even claimed to be ‘Nike’ and the one next to it ‘Rolex,'” complained another.
Hamas personnel did, however, express appreciation for China’s use of forced child labor, a practice that Hamas itself has employed not just in its use of child soldiers, child weapons couriers, child tactical message runners, and child human shields, but in the digging and construction of the hundreds of miles of tunnels snaking underneath the Gaza Strip. Estimates of the fatalities of children from the tunnel construction alone run into the hundreds.
“If we had tanks we would also do a Tiananmen Square thing and run over dissenters,” acknowledged one Hamas official. “As it is we’re forced to use cruder methods of disposal.”
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