Heckling Of Jewish Stand-Up Comedian In Nebraska Somehow Fails To Free Palestine

“What happens after that is, I think, that everyone realizes the justice of the Palestine cause and how it supersedes anything they might have been trying to do, just because I’m so loud and vehement.”

Omaha, October 4 – An audience member who shouted “Free Palestine!” as a performer on stage attempted to get through his comic set did not, for some poorly-misunderstood reason, bring the world any closer to a free Palestine, observers report.

Sam Morril, a stand-up comedian generating laughs at a club in Nebraska’s largest city, encountered disruption from a female attendee who selected his show to interrupt because of his Jewish heritage, which, the attendee evidently presumed, presented a justified occasion to air her political grievances. A series of verbal exchanges between Morril and the attendee then occurred, during which she insisted on demanding “justice” for Palestine, and he, with enthusiastic audience support, allowed her to make a fool of herself and, in the process, bring Palestine no closer to the freedom she claimed to seek.

“I’m not sure why that didn’t work,” the attendee acknowledged after the show. She declined to give her name.

“It’s supposed to be straightforward,” she explained. “I find Jewish artists, performers, whatever, and I refuse to allow them to do their work undisturbed, because Palestine will be free from the River to the Sea. What happens after that is, I think, that everyone realizes the justice of the Palestine cause and how it supersedes anything they might have been trying to do, just because I’m so loud and vehement. I wouldn’t be so loud if I weren’t totally correct! Somehow, though, that’s not what happened here, and I’m at a loss to understand what nefarious methods Zionists have used to thwart justice this time. Again.”

“It’s got to be something devious, because the process is supposed to be so simple,” she continued. “As an antiracist, I know that systems of oppression operate in multiple ways, and some are subtle or indirect, but not this one: he’s a Jew, and my antiracism tells me to bring up Palestine when he’s around, to make everyone uncomfortable enough to do as I say. The next step, anyone can tell you, is to demand from him that he do something to expiate the collective Jewish complicity in oppression of Palestinians. Enough people do that, and the tide of support turns in Palestine’s favor and, ok, well, I’m fuzzy on this part, but I think it involves Jews subjecting themselves to benevolent Islamic domination, on pain of death? I don’t much care, and that’s not the point. Did I mention I’m an anti-racist?”

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