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Israeli Left, Bleeding Support, Sees New Voters In Captured Hamas Fighters

“All we have to do is get the Supreme Court to grant them citizenship. Our kind still controls that institution.”

Tel Aviv, September 29 – The shrinking contingent of the politically-progressive sector of the electorate in the country hopes to combat its diminishing prospects of ever holding power again, banking on a plan to replace their long-gone contingency with imprisoned terrorists taken in and around the Gaza Strip since October 7 of last year, a spokeswoman for one of the parties disclosed today.

Leaders of the once-mighty Labor Party – now a fraction of its former self – and its counterpart in The Democrats, Meretz, hit on the notion several weeks ago as survey after survey indicated that despite widespread distaste for incumbent Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu and his bare-majority, narrow-right-wing coalition, and its failure to anticipate and prevent the current war, the Labor-Meretz odds of ever holding significant political influence in national elected office grow ever longer, amid broad public acknowledgment that the flagship enterprise of the Left, which involves generous concession to Palestinian ambitions, has resulted not in peace, but in increased terrorism and barbarism by Palestinian terror groups.

That last element gave The Democrats leaders an idea: why not harness the Palestinian vote?

“Obviously the Palestinians in Gaza and the West Bank can’t vote,” explained Yair Golan, a former IDF Deputy Chief of Staff and the party leader. “But we do have plenty of them in prison, and I don’t see them being allowed back home anytime soon, certainly not while the fighting still rages. All we have to do is get the Supreme Court, which has the same ideas as we do, to grant them citizenship. Shouldn’t take too much. At least our kind still controls that institution.”

Party insiders acknowledged that appealing to Israelis – even to Israeli Arabs – has no chance of returning the Left to power. “Even Meretz on its own, as far left as it was, couldn’t attract the Arab vote,” recalled former Meretz chief Zehava Gal-On. “We were still nominally Zionist, even if we had a self-defeating definition of the term. That was too much for most Arab voters, who, if they voted at all, generally preferred their own parties. We made overtures to them repeatedly, especially as Jewish Israelis increasingly rejected our delusions of peace breaking out, to little avail. There’s even less chance that as a joint endeavor with Labor, which built and expanded the whole Zionist enterprise for the first four decades of the state’s existence, we could make a successful appeal to that ambivalent demographic.”

“Imprisoned Palestinian terrorist it is,” she concluded.

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