Jew Who ‘Stormed’ Al Aqsa Now ‘Thunders’ To Bathroom, ‘Tramples’ Way To Kitchen

The hellbound descendant of apes and pigs stampeded home a hybrid compact and proceeded to trample his way to the kitchen, where his insatiable rapacious Zionist maw devoured a helpless bowl of Kellogg’s corn flakes with milk.

Jerusalem, November 18 – A Jewish settler followed up on his desecration of the Haram al-Sharif through his presence yesterday with a series of actions this morning that involved further indignities to the sacred land, among them defiling the floor by treading upon it on his way to relieve himself in the morning, and contaminating the stairs and tiles of the hallway and kitchen by stepping upon them toward his morning coffee.

Ariel Katz, 29, ascended the plateau his usurping people call the “Temple Mount” Tuesday, escorted by Occupation police whose role included both preventing Jews from engaging in such blasphemous activities as prayer or bowing, and protecting the invading group from devout Muslims who would seek only to perform justice by stabbing and beating the group to death for the cardinal sin of not bowing to Islamic supremacy. Then, Wednesday morning, the father of three perpetrated further sacrilegious offenses by treading upon the holy floor tiles of Palestine with his filthy feet as he went about his profane daily routine of using the toilet, showering, brushing his hair and teeth, and applying deodorant.

The infidel father of three compounded his ungodly behavior by storming into his jacket and invading his 2013 Honda Jazz, using it to befoul his way to synagogue and join a quorum of other infidels in proclaiming such heresies as the oneness of the Almighty, a satanic ritual they perform three times daily. The hellbound Katz, descended of apes and pigs, then stampeded home in the same hybrid compact and proceeded to trample his way to the kitchen once again, where his insatiable rapacious Zionist maw devoured a helpless bowl of Kellogg’s corn flakes with milk.

Palestinian officials condemned the barbarian’s ongoing demonstration of disregard for Muslim sensibilities. “The world must put a stop to this outrage,” demanded Waqf secretary Aifuq a-Kamel. “Defilement of everything that is sacred continues day by day, each time a filthy Je- I mean a filthy Zionist stages an assault on the Noble Sanctuary by setting foot there. Sometimes they even look at the Dome of the Rock with reverence! That cannot be tolerated! Then they storm away, as well they should, storm to work, storm to the supermarket, storm to the DMV, and storm back to their vipers’ nests that they stole from our people, the rightful occupants of vipers’ nests. Wait, that probably didn’t sound the way I intended. It’s those filthy Zionists again, corrupting everything around them!”

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