Jews Allowed To Defend Themselves? Inconceivable!

By Vizzini

Let me put it this way: ever heard of Kerry? Clinton? Carter?

Morons.

The whole western approach to the Arab-Israeli conflict is based on the erroneous assumption that the Jewish State should have secure borders and the ability to defend itself. The Peace Process has become, like being hired to start a war, a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition. Minus the “prestigious” part. Just look at Martin Indyk. I would’t be surprised if he winds up unemployed. In Greenland.

After all, he grew up in Australia, and Australia, as everyone knows, is entirely peopled with criminals. It’s the country that recently decided to formally stop referring to the West Bank as “occupied” – criminals. If it’s not considered occupied, then clearly Israel might have a claim to it, and then they might start defending themselves against those who seek to oust them, so we can clearly not choose the claim that it’s not occupied.

See, the Zionists fell victim to one of the classic blunders: never get involved in a land war in Asia. I suppose they think they’re brave, don’t they. But I’m sure the Arabs will finish them off – their way. They’ve gotten very good at trying to hit people in the head with rocks.

Obviously, it will take more than rocks, which is why there’s the occasional propaganda involving Photoshop, or selective editing, to portray the Jews as negatively as possible. All that maritime activity around the Gaza Strip? That’s not weapons smuggling. It’s just some local fishermen out for a pleasure cruise, at night, through eel-infested waters. Considering Palestinian attempts to attack Jews terrorism would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.

Oh, you don’t think that’s fair. Am I going mad, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you Western media people. Your job is to present the Jews as evil – for example, by referring to the three kidnapped teenagers as “settlers”  – so as to give the Palestinians as sympathetic an image as possible. Otherwise it’s much too difficult to excuse terrorist barbarism. Did I make it clear that your job is at stake?

Remember, the Palestinians and their allies do not shy away from blowing up media outlets or journalists who fail to toe the anti-Israel line. Of all the necks on this boat, the one you should be most worried about is your own.