Journalist Bravely Disregards Facts In Story About Jewish Racism

“I think it speaks to the level of control the Zionist-controlled media has over the rest of the so called independent media.”

London, January 24 – Mira Bar-Hillel, a British-Israeli Journalist working for the Evening Standard, helped break a story about Ultra-Orthodox Jews deleting Obama from the march in Paris two weeks ago. While President Obama faced blistering criticism at home and abroad for not attending the march, Bar-Hillel unearthed a non-photoshopped picture showing President Obama standing right next to François Hollande, Angela Merkel, Adam Sandler and Jesus of Nazareth. The photo was then distorted by the Israeli Ultra-Orthodox newspaper HaMevaser to remove both Angela Merkel and President Obama.

“I will not be intimidated by the Zionist lobby in Britain into silence,” Bar Hillel said. When asked why literally every news outlet in the world would copy a picture from a niche Ultra-Orthodox paper instead of sending their own photographer, Bar Hillel answered “I think it speaks to the level of control the Zionist-controlled media has over the rest of the so called independent media. Especially after the merger between Zionist Media Holdings and Illuminati TV (NASDAQ: ZNST), there are simply very few journalists who are willing to write against Israel, Jews and the atrocities they commit.”

The editor of Hamevaser, Rabbi Avraham Leibovitz, apologized, saying, “Honestly, our photoshop guy isn’t so hot. We were trying to erase only [German Chancellor] Merkel, but the graphic designer erroneously applied the halachic principle of ‘woe to the wicked, woe to his neighbor,’ and erased President Obama as well.”  The editor insisted that the decision only stemmed from sexism, not racism, and pointed out that they did not photoshop out President of Mali Ibrahim Boubacar Keïta. Rabbi Leibovitz added that he thought the President of Mali’s hat looked “pretty dope.”

When asked to respond to Leibowitz’s claims, Bar-Hillel remained unimpressed. “Obviously they didn’t photoshop out the President of Mali; they probably thought that his Borsalino meant he was also Orthodox. Obama was wearing a Cubs hat at the march, and as Cubs are a non-Kosher animal, they were able to ascertain that he was in fact a gentile.” When asked about her future plans, Bar-Hillel added, “I will continue to expose the truth and share those stories with fellow anti-Zionists in England, Israel and the world, especially via my Twitter handle @mirabarhillel.”

Bar-Hillel declined to respond to the question of why she would invoke Zionist control of the media in this case, as HaMevaser is an anti-Zionist publication, and most Israeli Ultra-Orthodox are either non-Zionist or opposed to the movement.