He had already blamed the Jews for the violence that has characterized the 2020 elections campaign, taking care to point to evidence that Jews bear responsibility for both left- and right-wing violence.
Caldwell, November 4 – Last night’s presidential contest may have produced a winner, but one Caldwell resident had explanations ready even before the results became known, to the effect that those results indicate a vast Jewish conspiracy that manipulates the government and its institutions behind the scenes, from the shadows.
Malcolm Rashid, 33, held forth Wednesday morning for a small group of like-minded regulars at a local hangout, explaining that only the existence of a near-omnipotent Hebrew cabal can explain the outcome of yesterday’s elections.
“They control the media,” he began. “That’s how it starts. All the polls are fake – they’re engineered to make you think the elections are going to swing a particular way so that the preferred candidate’s base gets energized and puts that side over the top. Stories drop at strategic points in the campaign to influence the maximum number of people, even things that the media people knew about months or even years ago. The sheeple swallow it because they’ve been blinded by the Jewish puppetmasters.”
Mr. Rashid had a different argument in reserve in the event of the opposite election result, insiders reported. “The surveys showing a likely result were to lull the leading side’s voters into complacency,” he would have contended, had the outcome proved opposite of what in fact occurred. “All the coverage of the leading candidate’s positions could have been lot more critical, or at least skeptical or challenging, but the Jew-owned media had a role to play in manipulating the masses, and they played that role well.”
Rashid had already blamed the Jews for the violence that has characterized the 2020 elections campaign, taking care to point to evidence that Jews bear responsibility for both left- and right-wing violence. “‘Soros’ is all I need to say in terms of BLM and Antifa,” he offered. “That’s self-explanatory. But the Jews are also behind the right-wing incidents, with Zuckerberg’s platform amplifying extremist voices that incite deadly violence. It’s no coincidence that he’s Jewish, and he and fellow Jews are just fomenting anti-Jewish violence to drum up popular sympathy for Jews by having Jews get attacked. Also something about the Talmud. All the cabal instructions are in there. You can look it up.”
A spokesman for the Elders of Zion laughed at reports of Rashid’s pontifications. “As if we care who’s in office,” the spokesman sniggered. “We own everybody. Rashid himself is a Mossad agent whose purpose is to make antisemites look stupid. He has a lot of help.”
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