Man Who Blasts Jews For Loopholes, Shortcuts, Gives Kid Combined Christmas/Birthday Gift

“Those Jews think they can fool God!”

Knoxville, December 18 – An online activist who focuses on criticizing followers of “the Talmud” for technical adherence to the Law while not adhering to what he considers its “true intent” and “getting away with” workarounds that reduce expense or inconvenience planned again this year to mark the births of both Jesus and his own son – on dates occurring within a week of each other – with a single present, because “it’s easier that way,” among other rationalizations, family sources reported today.

Nathaniel Corrie, 40, devote at least twenty minutes per day on social media lambasting Jews, notably orthodox Jews, for the various ways they and their Rabbis have found to, as he deems it, skirt the parameters of various commandments, since he insists on a broader, often literal and results-oriented understanding of the sourced for those commandments than the process-oriented way in which Jewish tradition has interpreted them, and he rails against the way in which Jewish observance violates the “spirit” of Biblical law. Corrie also gives his son one gift to cover both Christmas and the boy’s December 26th birthday.

“Those Jews think they can fool God!” he insisted on X yesterday morning. “God said not to do ‘work’ on the Sabbath, and they then come up with definitions of ‘work’ that go against all logic. I know work when I see it, not like those ‘Rabbis’ who think it means ‘thirty-nine categories of forbidden creative activity.’ What nonsense. It almost makes me mad enough to forget to wrap the present for Mark’s birthday and Christmas. It’s gotta be a bigger gift than a normal birthday or Christmas gift on their own, but not so big or expensive that it would cost as much as two separate gifts. There’s a sweet spot where practicality meets proper symbolism.”

Corrie sounded similar rants against the Jewish practice of Eruv Hatzeirot, which creates a notional “private” domain within a public area as large as entire cities by means of food and symbolic boundaries with a specific representational structure, thus permitting the transfer of objects within that now-“private” domain on the Sabbath, when moving things between domains falls afoul of Biblical restrictions. He also plans to give his son the birthday/Christmas present toward the end of Christmas so it kind of covers both days by proximity.

While wrapping Mark’s gift with reused paper from last year, Corrie launched into a contradictory tirade about the Jewish tendency to make too many things forbidden, such as interpreting a thrice-mentioned prohibition against cooking livestock young in its mother’s milk as a blanket ban on cooking meat with dairy or benefiting from any such preparation.

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