Never Attribute To Malice What Can Be Explained By Stupidity, Unless Jews Are Involved

By Daniel Gos, Twitter antisemite

Hanlon’s Razor admonishes us, “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity,” but that piece of advice fails to account for the axiomatic evil inherent in those of the Hebrew persuasion. I therefore propose to amend the aphorism by the addition of the subordinate clause, “unless Jews are involved.”

The aphorism itself appeared in more or less its current form about forty years ago, but it has antecedents in English and other languages as early as the nineteenth century. Unfortunately, none of those previous iterations of the idea include the important proviso concerning inborn Jewish wickedness, rendering their application just as problematic. When it comes to Jews, our initial reaction must take for granted their manipulative, greedy, parasitic nature, and only when overwhelming  evidence appears to militate in favor of incompetence, ignorance, or mental incapacity may we relinquish our assumption of Jewish malice at the root of the event.

This approach carries the added benefit of saving time and mental energy. We can cut right to the chase and skip all the superfluous analysis that too-frequently takes even people of goodwill (obviously that excludes Jews) in unproductive, even counterproductive, directions that fail to posit Jews as the source of misfortune. It allows us to maintain long-held assumptions such as the veracity of Jewish use of gentile blood in their Passover bread, for example, when investigating or calling into question those assumptions can only delay, or worse, undermine a suitable response.

Appending the clause in question does, I admit, rob the original saying of some of its pithiness, but we must make some small sacrifices for the sake of truth; as I tweeted at some Jewish activist the other day, as I repeated how much nine tenths of the world hates her and her kind, truth can’t be antisemitic. The very term “antisemitic” implies a misplaced or disproportionate hate, but with the realization that the hate is totally justified, even crucial for the survival, liberty, and prosperity of all non-Jews, any notion of it being misplaced, exaggerated, or unjust disappears into ash, like the corpses of dead Jews in Auschwitz. Which of course is a total fiction created by the Jews to extort money and political sympathy from the rest of the world, but they totally deserved to have it happen.

But I digress. And it’s the Jews’ fault. Even the stupid ones.

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