“What more fitting gesture could there be to demonstrate that appreciation than the very item that served us so well in selling the deal to the American public?”
Chicago, March 27 – The president who engineered the nuclear pact with Iran concerning the Islamic Republic’s weapons program has decided to present the regime with the original echo chamber he ran in support of the agreement, and which proved instrumental in getting journalists and commentators to parrot his talking points.
A spokesman for former President Barack Obama told reporters about the gift this morning, and added that the chamber will be filled with leftover pallets of cash that did not fit in the original shipment he had sent to Iran in advance of the deal.
“Mr. Obama continues to appreciate how easy the Islamic republic of Iran made it for him to weaken American deterrence and effectively surrender the Middle Eat to Iran and Russia,” explained Ben Rhodes, who also served as an architect and manager of the echo chamber when Obama was in the White House. “What more fitting gesture could there be to demonstrate that appreciation than the very item that served us so well in selling the deal to the American public? Ayatollah Khamenei and President Hassan Rouhani, but especially Foreign Minister Javad Zarif, will surely be moved by this gift.”
Rhodes noted that while the echo chamber is used, it still functions well. “Sentiment is one thing, but this device is still perfectly serviceable,” he asserted. “If, in the context of the unwarranted hostility to Iran coming from the White House at present, they wish to avail themselves of the chamber’s functionality, I’m certain they will find it still performs as before. It’s kind of a workhorse, and propagates a pro-Iran narrative at the touch of an on-screen button.”
Many of the components of the original echo chamber are still in place, such as the Laura Rozen unit, the Joseph Cirincione processor, and the VOX-Huffington-JStreet compounder. Others, while not functioning at the moment, can be reactivated at a moment’s notice, such as the warmonger-epithet generator and the Israel-Firster-Accusation Assembly.
Delivery of the echo chamber may prove complicated, given existing trade sanctions against prominent members of the Iran regime and its military and nuclear programs, but Rhodes expressed confidence a method will emerge. “It’s been done before – we just need cooperation from understanding nations in Europe, such as Switzerland,” he predicted. “I hope the mullahs don’t mind our using the echo chamber one more time in the process to lay the groundwork for giving it to them and portraying it as a sophisticated move.”
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