Obama Orders USAF To Intercept Reports Of Iran Deal Violations

When Iran pursues nuclear weapons technology outside the scope of the JCPOA, it is crucial not to make too much noise about it, lest they pursue nuclear weapons technology outside the scope of the JCPOA.

Washington, January 3 – President Barack Obama told the US military to intercept any news that Iran is violating the nuclear deal arrived at over the summer, senior commanders reported today.

The commander-in-chief responded to reports of ongoing Iranian defiance of the terms of the deal and of international resolutions, fearing that being forced to act on the reports might undermine the deal and his legacy. Rather than take the legally mandated steps to impose sanctions on the Islamic Republic in response to the latter’s flouting of the deal, its continued support for international terrorism, its imprisonment and suppression of journalists and dissenters, and its bellicose rhetoric toward US allies, Obama ordered the Air Force, the Coast Guard, and various other branches of the military to shoot down, sink, or otherwise prevent those reports from reaching the US.

If necessary, said Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Marine Corps General Joseph Dunford, special forces might be dispatched to interdict or destroy those reports lest they cause further tension between Iran and the Obama administration, which has bent over backwards not to offend the Ayatollahs. “The president is rightly concerned that reports of Iran’s violation of the Joint Comprehensive Plan Of Action will scuttle the deal, and leave Iran to develop nuclear weapons and ballistic missiles outside the agreed-upon framework,” he explained. “So when Iran pursues nuclear weapons technology outside the scope of the JCPOA, it is crucial not to make too much noise about it, lest they pursue nuclear weapons technology outside the scope of the JCPOA.”

A controversial element of the order, according to US Navy sources, involves the use of Israeli-developed systems to intercept such reports. Israel has the most to fear from a nuclear-capable Iran, as the mullahs have repeatedly threatened to destroy Israel, and the Jewish State has invested billions of dollars and several decades developing anti-missile technology to thwart threats such as the one posed by Iran. Last month Israel and India both ran successful tests of Israeli-developed systems to shoot down missiles that threaten vessels or offshore facilities, systems that could be easily adapted to neutralize threats to assets on land, as well. While the US has provided significant funding for those projects, Israel is unlikely to be pleased that the US is now using them to shield Iran, Israel’s existential enemy.

This is not the first time Obama has accommodated Iran to such a degree. Just two weeks ago, the president invoked a broad interpretation of the law to assert that not only does the JCPOA grant Iran the right to certain technology, it even allows Tehran to protect itself against attempts to stymie or disrupt the acquisition of that technology, if necessary by confiscating Americans’ guns.

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