Pokémon Go A Plot To Distract Population From Noticing Chemtrails

“While playing hunter, chasing after Pokemon, they are actually the hunted.”

Kfar Shmaryahu, July 12 – Activists monitoring the proliferation of chemicals in the atmosphere that are dispersed to enhance governmental mind-control and spread preventable diseases in order to control and cull the population warned that the newest online phenomenon, the free Pokémon Go game, plays an important role in keeping people unaware of the nefarious and ongoing project to subject and exploit them.

Social media groups focusing on these chemtrails, as they are called, lit up with discussion of the new game almost as soon as it was released last week. Immediately sensing the ways in which Pokémon Go could be used to pacify a population that would overthrow its oppressors if it only knew what was being done to it, chemtrails activists decided to make more noise than usual about the conspiracy in hopes that at least some people would remain “awake” and not succumb to the machinations of the unnamed forces working to suppress awareness and the ability to dissent.

“Has anyone else noticed an increase in chemtrail activity since the game came out?” asked a Facebook user named Nadia R. “How much do you want to bet this new fad is a project to keep the sheeple from noticing?” Her post garnered dozens of alarmed responses from like-minded, concerned citizens, each one adding detail to the warning, such as finding in the real-life locations of various features in the game coded references to the conspiracy.

A similar reaction occurred on Twitter, where the first to identify Pokémon Go as a threat to autonomy and control of one’s thoughts was a user named FreeMe. “Don’t download the new Pokemon game its a trap watch the chemtrails,” he tweeted along with a photo of clouds being dispersed in a suspicious late-afternoon breeze. A slew of retweets and enthusiastic embrace of FreeMe’s alert ensued, and other Twitter users elaborated on the nature and depth of the threat.

“No one is safe if they use this app,” cautioned Zelfie, in an entry too long for Twitter’s 140-character limit, forcing him to post it as an image. “There are the usual problems with being tracked, but this goes beyond all that. It doesn’t seem to have occurred to all these numb and dumb players that while playing hunter, chasing after Pokemon, they are actually the hunted. The locations they are told to go to find their prey probably have even higher than normal concentrations of mind-control chemicals to help the government solidify its hold on the population. We all have to stay awake, and maybe tackle Pokemon players to alert them to the situation.”