She Sells Seashells By The Seashore Because She’s A Capitalist Zionist Pig

You know what another name for a shore is? A bank. And who runs the banks? Q.E.D.

You think you’re so smart. You think things work a certain way, and if you just follow the rules, everything will be OK. Well, I’m here to dispel that comfortable little illusion of yours. That seemingly innocent little tongue twister you took pride in mastering is the sinister vehicle for the capitalist Zionist conspiracy that controls our economy and wants to take over our lives. She only sells seashells by the seashore because she has a monopoly, and has taken over the seashell-selling industry on behalf of the capitalist pig Jews.

Think about it: what moron would sell seashells at the seashore, where three are literally tens of thousands of seashells nearby, available for the taking? That’s right: she owns those, too. That way, she can gouge to her wallet’s content and no one can do anything about it.

Don’t believe me? Just look at the evidence. Jews don’t eat shellfish, so they have no interest in keeping them affordable. They know the rest of us do eat them, which presents the perfect opportunity to take over the shellfish market at profit at our expense. Connect the dots, people!

Beyond that, you know what another name for a shore is? A bank. And who runs the banks? Q.E.D.

The evidence is all over the place, and I don’t mean the seashells lying temptingly available on beaches everywhere. You just have to know where – and how – to look. Most people will look at her on the seashore, peddling her wares, and think, “Huh. Kind of a strange place to sell seashells, but whatever floats her boat.” Not me. I look at everything with a critical eye. “Who stands to gain?” is the first question to ask if you want to understand any situation. And if the answer to that question isn’t immediately obvious, you know it’s been covered up. And who does cover-ups like no one else? I don’t need to tell you.

So who stands to gain from selling seashells by the seashore? Just look at the shells. Shell is an oil company. Based in the Netherlands – home of Anne Frank, Spinoza, and all manner of Jews. Not only that, but the term “shell company” means a corporation whose sole purposes is to conceal another entity’s activities. It’s such Jewish humor.

I can’t make you see if you refuse to see. You have to make that choice yourself. Wake up, sheeple!