Society That Kept Jews Down For 1400 Years Obviously The Underdog

“We poor Muslims have never fared well against an enemy with such superior numbers.”

Beirut, January 28 – Leaders of various military and paramilitary groups across the Levant and beyond restated their longstanding contention this week that their culture, which dominated the region for more than a thousand years and continues to hold sway over religious and ethnic minorities in its midst, cannot measure up to the abilities and resources of one such minority that spent all that time under the dominant culture’s boot.

High ranking figures in Hezbollah, Hamas, Palestinian Islamic Jihad, the Islamic State, Al Qaeda, Iran, Houthi rebels in Yemen, and various other organizations throughout the Middle East emphasized their inferior military position to the Jews of the Holy Land, whose tiny population of under eight million Jews evidently far outnumbers the hundreds of millions of Muslims in the region. They also invoked the vast disparity in natural resources between the sides, with Israel having no crude oil in its territory and the surrounding countries holding the lion’s share of that black gold; Israel’s enemies in the region, which ruled over the Jews in their midst for so long and often oppressed them, have struggled to overcome that disparity, even losing territory to the Jewish State through numerous attempts to annihilate it.

“The world must intervene, for we find ourselves in an inferior position,” pleaded Hassan Nasrallah of Hezbollah, whose movement has hundreds of thousands of rockets pointed at Israeli population centers. “Muslims only control 99.2% of North Africa, the Middle East, and South Asia, with Jews in control of the entire remainder. Without international intervention, we face an uphill battle to reclaim that area for Islamic rule. Our allies in Iran have stepped up to help, but without the decisive action of more parties, the struggle will continue to be fruitless. Well, as fruitless as killing random Jews has always been; there’s always the sadistic ego rush. But the point is we’re the underdogs here. We poor Muslims have never fared well against an enemy with such superior numbers and martial experience.”

“More than we need people’s sympathy and to root for us,” admonished Supreme Leader of Iran Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, “we need someone to level the playing field so we stand a chance. We have all the oil, with all the economic and diplomatic clout that can buy, and they have none, and that’s a high hurdle for us to surmount. Also we have all the accumulated wisdom of the Islamic societies that came before us, with their scientific, mathematical, and other advances, while the Jews develop nothing of their own and only know how to steal and corrupt. We are at such a disadvantage here.”

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