Study: Zionists Behind Pleistocene Extinctions – ‘Pleistocene’ Actually ‘Palestinian’

“It fits the familiar pattern of the Zionists erasing Palestinian history and claiming it as theirs.”

Credit: Mauricio Antón

Bismarck, North Dakota, March 22 – Paleontologists exploring the geology and fossilized megafauna of the epoch that precedes the development of anatomically modern humans have concluded that the deteriorating environmental conditions that caused the disappearance of so many large animals were the work of Zionists. The findings point to the conclusion that those destructive schemes have been plaguing the Earth since long before people emerged, and were a directed effort to erase Palestinian history.

The study, which examined the remains of mastodons, woolly mammoths, woolly rhinoceroses, the saber-toothed cat, and other large prehistoric creatures, determined that climatic fluctuations leading to glaciation gradually drove these animals to extinction as part of a Zionist plot to remove evidence of Palestinian indigeneity. The scientists indicated that the term “Pleistocene” itself is clearly an alternative form of “Palestinian,” meaning that Palestinian presence predates any humans, a fact that the Zionists were attempting to conceal by eliminating all evidence of the Pleistocene.

In an article of the upcoming issue of the publication Science, the group of researchers, led by Professor Saeb Erekat of Holcloth University, detail their observations of the fossil record and their methodology in reaching their striking conclusion. “In the finest Palestinian scholarly tradition, we took an existing term and created an Arabic or Arabic-sounding version of it, then took the Arabic and asserted it was the original term that was later corrupted by the usurping Zionists.,” he explained.

With “Pleistocene” thus established as merely a corruption of “Palestinian,” the rest of the hypothesis fell into place. “It fits the familiar pattern of the Zionists erasing Palestinian history and claiming it as theirs,” he continued. “They already caused the extinction of the Plesiosaurus of the much earlier Mesozoic Era – which of course I need not tell you was actually the Palestinosaurus, the most majestic aquatic reptile. The ruthless brutality of the Zionists should already have been evident in their use of an asteroid to eliminate the Palestinosaur, as that move exterminated almost every large species of animal and who knows how many varieties of plants. We should expect by now that attempting to destroy the hallmark species of the Palestiniocene would be less than an afterthought for he cruel Zionists.”

Professor Erekat emphasized further that the asteroid impact that ended the Mesozoic – itself a Zionist corruption of the authentic Arabic “Moussa,” after the ancient holy prophet of pre-Muhammad Islam – was cynically termed the K-Pg Event, which obviously stands for “Kill Palestignians.”

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