The executioners’ union might also demand involvement. Riga, Latvia, April 11 – The head of a local professional association voiced dissatisfaction with the way mass execution of area Jews was conducted, charging that making the Jews move earth with shovels ...
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It is in keeping with France’s newfound – which is to say, rediscovered – honesty over how the society feels about Jews. Paris, August 1 – Following the omission of Jews from the litanies of terrorist attack victims in France over the ...
Read More »Heterosexual Male Told To Check Privilege At Gas Chamber Door
“I’m a homosexual, so the Nazis are doing this to me for two separate reasons, as opposed to your measly one.” Oswiecim, German-occupied Poland, July 11 – Some of the newly-arrived Jews being packed naked into the gas chamber at ...
Read More »PR Expert Suggests Nazis Call Victims ‘Zionists’ Instead Of ‘Jews’
“It requires only a semantic change, not a policy alteration in the slightest.” Berlin, May 5 – A consultant in Public Relations has suggested to the leadership of the Nazi Party that they will encounter less international opposition to their ...
Read More »Hazan Removed From Plenum For Yelling ‘Present!’ As Holocaust Names Read
“He continues to surprise us with his, shall we say, unique interpretation of what is and is not proper in this setting.” Jerusalem, May 5 – A Member of Knesset known for courting controversy has provoked critics again, this time ...
Read More »Germans Agree ‘Hey Jude’ Weirdest Holocaust Song Ever
The vocalist in the song mispronounces the word as if it is English, further generating confusion over the message. Hamburg, August 19 – Germans and German-speakers are expressing puzzlement at what, by its title, should be a song about German ...
Read More »We’re Not Antisemitic – We Haven’t Had A Holocaust In Like 70 Years
By The European Union The recent spate of antisemitic violence in France is deplorable, as were the various attacks on Jews in Belgium and elsewhere over the last several months. But it would be irresponsible and malicious to say that ...
Read More »Austrians Running Out Of Ways To Fake Contrition Over Nazi Past
As the last remaining Nazi war criminals die off after living in the country unmolested for nearly seven decades, Austria will lose one of the few remaining vehicles though which to feign horror. Vienna – When the Vienna Philharmonic posthumously stripped ...
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