“Of course there will be those who try to outdo what came before.” New York, March 5 – Police believe the recent spate of bomb threats against Jewish places of worship was a misunderstanding, a department spokesman announced today, with ...
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“This is the indisputable result of an immature, intrusive, and arrogant campaign by the prime minister to manipulate American politics.” Tel Aviv, March 24 – The editorial board at Haaretz laced into Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu this morning, accusing him ...
Read More »Flesh Of Palestinian Children Makes A Superior Hamantasch Filling
By Anne London, Jewish cuisine expert Jerusalem, March 23 – Just in time for Purim, I’m here to share with you some Secrets of the Zionist Kitchen, the only program that uses the clandestine strategies and pursuits of the infamous Jewish ...
Read More »Human Rights Watch: Allowing Jews To Defend Selves Would Violate Haman’s Rights
“The kingdom has a lot riding on the original Kill the Jews and Take Everything They Have decree.” Susa, Persian Empire, March 22 – The director of a prominent rights organization cautioned against allowing Grand Vizier Haman’s genocidal decree to ...
Read More »High Schooler Planning Non-Slutty Purim Costume
“I was looking forward to seeing her as Wonder Woman, maybe, or a mermaid.” Ramat Aviv, March 18 – A sixteen-year-old girl attending one of North Tel Aviv’s high schools shocked friends and family this week when she informed them that as ...
Read More »Sire, Haman’s Lottery For When To Kill The Jews Promotes Gambling
It departs so drastically from the careful, sober management of affairs that has characterized His Majesty’s reign to date. Susa, March 17 – Your Majesty, I understand that His Excellency the High Vizier Haman ben Hamdatha has petitioned His Highness to call ...
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