To Show Brexit A Mistake, EU To Send Terrorists To Hit Britain

Senior EU officeholders adopted a proposal today to train Muslim immigrants to Europe in the use of firearms, explosives, and chemical weapons.

Brussels, August 24 – European Union officials hoping to demonstrate to the United Kingdom the folly of its decision to leave the Union plan to drive home the point by dispatching terrorists to attack major British cities, aides to the officials disclosed today.

Senior EU officeholders adopted a proposal today to train Muslim immigrants to Europe in the use of firearms, explosives, and chemical weapons, for purposes of sending the trainees to Britain to commit acts of political violence as a demonstration to London that the referendum last year to pursue departure from the Continental union was ill-advised, and compromises British security.

At an informal meeting of aides and journalists, the aides to European Union officials detailed some of the plans for the operations, but declined to specify numbers or scheduling, citing security concerns. They chose terrorism specifically, they stressed, to highlight the argument that Britain would suffer from a loss of security coordination with other members of the EU upon her departure from it.

“Britain boasts one of the world’s most advanced and capable intelligence apparatuses,” acknowledged an aide to European Council President Donald Tusk who spoke on condition of anonymity. “Mere assertion that leaving the EU would hurt Britain’s security in terms of terrorist activity because of the loss of security coordination with the EU proved insufficient to convince them otherwise, and understandably so – the EU depends on British intelligence more than Britain depends on EU intelligence gathering. So the only way to prove them wrong would be to conduct actual terrorist operations in Britain directly related to Brexit. That is what we will do.”

“Obviously I am not authorized to disclose the pertinent details, but suffice it to say the activities we plan will not be restricted to one kind of violence,” predicted another aide. The pronouncement led at least one expert to assume the ant-Brexit effort would feature both the familiar methods of automotive attacks, stabbings, shootings, and bombings, and weapons not yet used in terrorism against Europeans, such as chemical or biological agents.

“With the Islamic State and similar groups, some of the challenge they face is the acquisition and transportation of weapons of mass destruction,” explained analyst Guy Fox. “But the nation-states of Europe will have a much easier time of it, and of course they would not want to dilute the effectiveness of these operations, or risk their compromise, by relying on only one avenue of attack.”

Fox added that the overall policy mirrors Europe’s attitude elsewhere. “You can see the way they treat Israel that Israel not following EU desires prompts the EU to encourage organizations to work to undermine Israel, with little regard for the effects on Israel’s ultimate survival – so the same thing is going to happen with Britain,” he observed.

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