“Fake news. The whole Palestinian refugee idea is fake news.”
Washington, October 15 – The GOP candidate for the presidency approved an idea today that, should he secure election in November, will take steps to facilitate the transformation of one of the world’s most troublesome hotpots into a lush expanse of green where vacationers can spend weeks on the links without exhausting even half of the available area.
A campaign representative disclosed Tuesday that Donald Trump had approved a plan that, with assumed Israeli cooperation, aims to make almost the entire expanse of the Gaza Strip a set of golf courses, including what would be the world’s largest such facility.
“President Trump believes the time has come to make Gaza the paradise it could have been with different leadership,” stated spokesman Sebastian Gorka. “If the Palestinians themselves refuse to do it, then we will have to do it without them. They can decide for themselves whether to cooperate or simply get out of the way. If they decide not to cooperate, we can move them out of the way.”
“There should be plenty of room for them in Europe, where pro-immigration sentiments have reigned for decades,” added Gorka.
Trump himself later posted on his Truth Social network: “It’s going to be the greatest golf course in the world, believe me. And I know great golf courses. I already own some. I think what the world needs is more great golf courses, because I’ve ‘mastered’ all of the existing ones. So we need more. More is good.”
“If the Palestinians want to play good golf, they can cooperate, and maybe help build and maintain it, or, maybe get the hell out of Gaza. WHY do they want to stay in Gaza anyway? It’s a ****hole. If they claim to be refugees – and they’re not, by the way, since none of them fled Israel, just their grandparents who started a war who fled Israel, and refugee status is never inherited, unless you’re Palestinian, because somehow THEY’RE special – then Gaza isn’t their home anyway, so let them call themselves refugees somewhere else just as easily.”
“Fake news. The whole Palestinian refugee idea is fake news.”
“If I had been in charge in 1948 this never would have happened,” Trump added in a reply. “President Truman – and he was a good guy, a decent president, decided to nuke Japan, which was a the right decision, whatever the haters and losers say – I would have told him to send arms to Israel, and we wouldn’t be in this mess. Instead now we have a Democratic president again refusing to arms Israel PROPERLY. Shameful.”
“Like my opponents’ scores in golf,” he concluded. “The mullahs of Iran are lousy at golf.”
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