Twitter Fails To Apply ‘Disputed’ Label To Mother-In-Law’s ‘World’s Best Brownies’ Claim

“I even offered to send Jack Dorsey samples to prove it, but nothing.”

Bat-Yam, November 26 – Sources close to the father of a local family reported today that he has yet to receive an explanation from the social media giant Twitter as to its failure to date to indicate his wife’s mother’s post last week asserting that her baked chocolate snack food has proved superior to all others, even as the company rushes to append such disclaimers to other, less manifestly-false tweets, notably those surrounding the recent US presidential election results.

Boris Gurevich, 34, voiced exasperation and confusion Thursday upon discovering that despite his reporting it on the day she posted, Twitter has yet to append a ‘This claim is disputed’ alert to his mother-in-law Iris Mandel’s tweet last weekend to the effect that her brownie recipe remains far and away the best on the planet. Mr. Gurevich noted that Twitter’s alacrity in combating misinformation in some contexts makes this omission all the more glaring and damaging.

“Twitter can’t take half measures here,” insisted the father of three. “Once the company started down the road of plying arbiter of what’s reliable and what’s not reliable among its users’ content, anything it doesn’t label a ‘disputed’ or ‘official sources called the results of this differently’ by default enjoys the imprimatur of credibility. I know for sure that’s just not the case. My own mother’s brownies are far superior to Iris’s in every possible way. I even offered to send [Twitter CEO] Jack Dorsey samples to prove it, but nothing. Zero. It’s almost as if Twitter only cares about certain perspectives.”

“In terms of flaky top, chewiness, richness, sweetness, salt, and of course chocolatiness, there’s objectively, demonstrably, manifestly no question whose product is better,” he continued, his voice rising. “I know it. My whole side of the family knows it. Even some folks on my wife’s side of the family acknowledge it. My wife and kids claim not to notice or care, but I know they don’t want to be seen as taking sides, and I respect that. Even though I know they agree with me. And you know what? It’s fine for Iris to make that claim. People make all sorts of exaggerations in everyday communication. But for Twitter to assume the mantle of fact-checker and then fail to do its due diligence when faced with such a flagrant flouting of objective, measurable fact, well, that calls into question the whole enterprise of that fact-checking. Next you’re going to tell me they also haven’t labeled any propaganda tweets by Palestinian leaders, either.”

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