UN Scientists Unable To Think Of Act Heinous Enough To Undo ‘Innocent’ Status Of Palestinians

Any attempt to place Palestinians in some hypothetical non-innocence constitutes ethnic cleansing.

Geneva, December 21 – A consortium of international experts on human rights and international law announced today that a long-term collaborative effort had failed to come up with a scenario in which even the most horrific perpetration of harm to Jews by Palestinians would remove from those Palestinians the status of “innocent,” “civilian,” or “noncombatant.”

Officials and researchers under the auspices of the United Nations Human Rights Council but including representatives from leading human rights luminaries such as Human Rights Watch, Amnesty International, Médecins Sans Frontières, and UNICEF, among others, spent eight months collating data, analyzing situations real and hypothetical, and published their results this week: no act, not matter how heinous, has the capacity to make its Palestinian perpetrator or perpetrators anything but devoid of liability or guilt.

“In the end, it’s all about the axiomatic value of ‘By Any Means Necessary,'” explained Francesca Albanese, the UN’s Special Rapporteur on Palestine. “In the sciences, as we all know, boundary conditions help define the system and give meaning to the results. Here, the boundary conditions, much like Newtonian principles in the visible world of physics, stipulate the inherent justice of any and all Palestinian behavior in the context of the Palestinian struggle to undo 1948. We all suspected we would achieve this result, but quantifying it a documented, formal sense is always helpful.”

The researchers looked at real, alleged, and theoretical actions by individual Palestinians and by groups of them, such as gang rape, mutilation, kidnapping, torture, child murder, and other behaviors that, if done by any other type of person, falls into the category of “atrocity,” “crime,” or “evil.” However, given the position of Palestinians as permanent, unassailable victims entitled to prosecute their cause without the restrictions that the international community and individual jurisdictions impose on human behavior, the teams of experts proved unable to identify, describe, or contrive a Palestinian act or set of acts that lacked total justification.

The researchers allowed that in some other universe, a Palestinian action might be classified as unjustified, and therefore its hypothetical Palestinian perpetrator might no longer be innocent. However, they noted that such theoretical discussions are Zionist propaganda and that in essence, none of those theoretical Palestinians would be true Palestinians, who only exist in this universe, and any attempt to place Palestinians in some other universe constitutes ethnic cleansing.

A follow-up study will examine the related premise that nothing Israel does, regardless of the material benefits it produces, can qualify as “good.”

Please support our work through Patreon.
Buy In The Biblical Sense: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B92QYWSL