‘Vote Corbyn – Vote Palestine!’ Cry Britons Accusing Jews Of Dual Loyalties

The phenomenon of combating the dual loyalty of Jews to Israel with the dual loyalty of others to Palestine has migrated far beyond Britain’s borders, and in fact originated in the Muslim world.

Islington, November 20 – Britain’s Opposition Leader in Parliament faces an uphill battle in the coming national elections, but one group of constituents hopes to overcome that hurdle by galvanizing his base and attracting new voters via a campaign that aims to raise the alarm over Jewish citizens prioritizing Israel’s needs over those of the UK when in fact voters ought to prioritize Palestine’s needs over those of the UK.

“Vote Corbyn, Vote Palestine,” volunteers chant, urging Britons to choose the  Labour Party and its chairman, Jeremy Corbyn. Many Labour loyalists feel not only that their party holds the only promise of a brighter future for the UK, but that only a Labour-led government at Westminster will give proper emphasis to policies that favor the Palestinian national cause, with the latter more important than the former, as opposed to the country’s Jews, whom they accuse of harboring loyalties to a foreign state, Israel.

“It’s disingenuous to suggest that Britain’s and Israel’s interests dovetail on every important issue,” explained Labour activist Anne Teasemyte. “Yet we have in our midst hundreds of thousands of citizens whose ethnic or religious persuasion automatically links them with Zionist designs on Palestinian land. How can we be sure they do not choose their own international interests over Britain’s? We cannot, unless we counterbalance the threat they represent by favoring a a party under the leadership of the candidate  most likely to replace loyalty to Israel above loyalty to Her Majesty with loyalty to Palestine above loyalty to Her Majesty.”

Observers note that the phenomenon of combating the dual loyalty of Jews to Israel with the dual loyalty of others to Palestine has migrated far beyond Britain’s borders, and in fact originated in the Muslim world. “The same trend exists in the US, with Congresswomen from Michigan and Minnesota, for example, attempting to replace the Israel as the beneficiary of dual loyalty with Palestine,” explained political historian Robin P. Tertupepol. “But other countries have been doing similar things for more than seventy years. Syria, Iran, Sudan, Pakistan – those and so many other governments have prioritized Palestine over their own real domestic concerns since the early days of the State of Israel. Sometimes they genuinely believed in it, but more often than not it was a ploy to distract the people from other things and consolidate their own power.”

“Not that a party associated with Socialist movements would ever do such a thing,” he added.

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