We Could Attack In Groups And They’d Still Call Us Lone Wolves

By Mustafa Rehzi, ISIS Recruiter

Men, we have met the enemy and they are confused. Those Western infidel pigs cannot decide whether they are at war. That makes it easier for us to plan attacks, but it diminishes some of the desired psychological impact we aim to exert. For this campaign to be effective, we need to drive home to the West that it faces a juggernaut, not a bunch of random psychopaths with no coherent theme or coordination. The way things stand now, we could attack in huge groups and they’d still call it a lone wolf attack.

It’s wonderful to be killing hundreds of infidels, sure, but the disjointed nature of these operations means there’s no sustained effort at defeating their society. Terrorism isn’t actually new to these people, especially the British and French. The trick is to make each bombing, shooting, or other murderous act part of a string of bloody events that convinces the target society it has to address the problem. The thing is, to this point they’ve been pretty obtuse about understanding the problem. Every time we kill dozens, or even hundreds, of people, they go on refusing to see the pattern. If we don’t want the West to keep dismissing our attacks as the behavior of unconnected crazed individuals, we’re going to to have to up our game, and perpetrate much bigger attacks.

I must admit I thought we’d be past this point by now. I thought it might take a handful of attacks, tops, before the unbeliever pigs got the point. But it turns out they’re not just filthy pigs – they’re also dumb as camel dung. We’re going to need to go big if we want to drive our point home, maybe even using weapons of mass destruction. That’s a pretty tall order, given the tight control most of those things are under, but it’s not impossible.

All the information on manufacture and assembly can be found online, and I doubt any of the ingredients or components even need to be smuggled in. My money is on a chemical, rather than biological or nuclear agent, simply for ease of access to the necessary materials. If we manage to detonate a few trucks full of ammonia in downtown in some Western European capital, causing casualties and suffering that dwarf the Bataclan massacre, perhaps that will be sufficient.

And it’s all because those stupid, filthy Westerners can’t take a hint.