We Don’t Discriminate – We Let ANYONE Kill Jews

By Mahmoud A-Zahar, Hamas Spokesman

Our organization gets a lot of bad press about how we discriminate against various populations: women, Christians, whoever. Nothing could be farther from the truth. The truth is that we offer equal opportunity for anyone to achieve eternal life and bliss by killing Jews.

No one is excluded from this path to Paradise. Even children have participated in this glorious mission, whether by directly wielding weapons to take Jewish lives or by laboring to dig tunnels for that purpose and giving their very lives in the process. Let no one say that we discriminate, for the gates of Paradise are open to anyone who even attempts to kill even one wretched Jew.

Do not believe the propaganda of our enemies and their corrupt allies, who would have you think that we believe any group is superior simply because of adherence to the Quran and Hadith. Lies! The Prophet himself, peace be upon him, will ensure a place in Heaven for all, no matter what race, color, or sex, who make themselves an instrument of divine wrath to visit upon the contemptible Jew.

The very beasts of the Earth may even partake of this glorious road to Eternity by targeting those descendants of apes and pigs – even the very apes and pigs themselves may participate in the slaughter. Only the lowly gharqad tree may refuse to cooperate with thins endeavor, but should it choose otherwise, the same path is open to it. We discriminate against no creature in the divine task of subduing and destroying the Jew.

European and other Western nations, the so-called “enlightened” societies, often express concern over Islam’s “intolerant” strains, but our worldview has nothing in common with the closed-minded menace they fear. We proclaim the door to everlasting bliss open to anyone who engages in the noble and sacred effort to rid the world of Jews. Europeans in particular should have no trouble seeing eye-to-eye with us on that point. Their fears are misplaced, an artificial product of Jewish-led propaganda to make people think we single out any ethnicity, religion, or political affiliation and claim they have some unsavory characteristic that bars them from the ultimate reward.

We are all on the same page after all. Who among us would not desire an eternity of consorting with virgins, of partaking of the finest delicacies eternity has to offer? Such delights are open to anyone, regardless of race or creed, who pursues the blessed path of pursuing the Jews, and always the Jews, unto death. We are all equal in that.