We Palestinians Are The Original, Ancient Holders Of The COVID Vaccine, You Zionist Thieves

by Fawzi Barhoum, Hamas spokesman

Gaza City, December 24 – Palestinians continue to suffer the world’s numbness to historic evil, and its frequent participation therein, most blatantly of late as international powers enable the Zionist oppression of this land’s indigenous population by claiming that they, and not we native Palestinians, have developed the immunizations crucial to slowing and stopping SARS-CoV-2. But Palestinians and their few remaining steadfast allies of convenience know the truth: the vaccine is ours, has always been ours, and no Zionist propaganda can falsify our exclusive right to it!

The injustices mount through the ages. Palestinians had the Pfizer vaccine, the Moderna vaccine, even whatever bootleg Russian or Chinese vaccine for COVID long before anyone dreamed of such a thing as a “Jewish” people. We and our ancient ancestors, placed here by Allah Himself, have been loyal Muslim Palestinians since the beginning of time. We lived in harmony with the vaccine through millennia, until the colonialist Zionist pig-apes and their superpower allies wrested our peaceful, idyllic, vaccine-embracing people from this land and attempted to supplant us. But they, like the diseases they are, will fail.

For we are the people of the vaccine. We are willing to become martyrs, every last one of us, for the sake of this vaccine! Our enemies will cower under the fury we unleash in response to this ongoing armed robbery, this genocide that has made the Palestinian population grow tenfold over seventy years such that distribution of this vaccine we shamefully procured from Russia poses enormous logistical hurdles! It is OUR vaccine to distribute as we wish, favoring our own clans and cronies, not following some alien, colonialist sensibility about caring for all citizens equally.

Recall nevertheless that even setting aside the Palestinian indigeneity of the COVID vaccine, all those peddling the product for their crass commercial profit must provide it to all Palestinians free of charge, since Palestinians are owed everything, more than the world can give them, because of the infinite debt incurred to them by the world’s complicity in refusing to eliminate the Jewish scourge once and for all, whether in 1939 or 1948. It is the Palestinians who have suffered the consequences of that inaction, the greatest crime in the history of hyperbole!

Restore the vaccine to its rightful home. Take this important step in remedying the injustice of a people suffering generations of trauma because their ancestors and leaders cannot abide sovereign, non-dhimmi Jews. From the River to the Sea, the vaccine will be free!

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