Wördy Shmurdy Gurdy Israel, Palestinians Börk! Börk! Börk!

By the Swedish Chef

I em a strung sooppurter ooff a tvu-stete-a peece-a. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Joos, hefeeng sooffffered fur must ooff zeeur heestury es a meenurity, cunnut, es a mejureety noo in zeeur stete-a, keep zeeur buuts oon zee heeds ooff zee Pelesteeniuns in zee ooccoopeeed Vest Bunk uny lunger. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

Pelesteeniuns moost eccept zee permunence-a ooff zee stete-a ooff Isreel veet iqooeeteble-a lund sveps. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Cumpeteetife-a feectimhuud shuoold cede-a tu cullebureteefe-a feeebility fur zee neshun stetes ooff zee Jooeesh und Pelesteeniun peuples. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Nerreteefes und refeeled troot du nut a footoore-a meke-a. Zeey perpetooete-a zee impreesuning pest. Um de hur de hur de hur.

Um gesh dee bork, bork! Tt is un illooseeun tu theenk thees cuoold ifer heppee, zee oone-a-stete-a peepe-a dreem. Zee foolt leenes ere-a tuu deep. A seengle-a stete-a cunnut merk its Dey ooff Independence-a und Dey ooff Cetestruphe-a oon zee seme-a dete-a. One-a stete-a, hooefer cunceeefed, iqooels zee ind ooff Isreel es a Jooeesh stete-a, zee cure-a ooff zee Zeeunist idea. Joos moost nut elloo thees tu heppee. Troost yuoor neeeghbur? Beee zeere-a, treeed thet. Um de hur de hur de hur.

A Jooeesh neshunel hume-a is needed. Bork bork bork! Heestury demunstreted thet. Um de hur de hur de hur. It moost noo be-a reeenfented. Bork bork bork! Fur thet, bork bork bork! 

Um de hur de hur de hur. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Vest ooff thet leene-a, Isreel is a demucrecy effffurdeeng greeter meenurity reeghts thun oozeer regeeunel stetes. Um gesh dee bork, bork!