PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

"They're going to need a much more impressive collection of DVDs before anyone takes them seriously."

"This is basically Reform. I doubt it's even halakhically valid.”

By Raúl Uribe, Deputy Minister of Ideological Facepalms

Hezbollah called the new measure “toothless,” unaware of how how right and wrong they were at the same time.

An impressed Lucifer could mutter only, "Damn. Literally."

Working slogan: "Get a different view of the floating mines!”

"Also they raped us with the bird carcasses and turned us into newts."

"Bunk beds, three meals a day, arts and crafts with a political theme, about Zionism? Sign me up."

Event slogan: Visibility ̶o̶r̶ then Bust.

By Ahmed Khalil, Activist and Content Creator